OT: NFL Playoff Weekend

by **chf34jmac** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:27 am

They might if they were tapping a smokin hot piece of ass like Jessica Simpson.

I would!

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:29 am

chf34jmac wrote:They might if they were tapping a smokin hot piece of ass like Jessica Simpson. I would!

You can't take her to say, San Antonio and walk along the riverwalk, and then bang her til she is raw in an up scale US hotel, where the drinking water is clear, and not yellowish piss coloured?

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:30 am

Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
i still dont think its a good idea to vacation in Mexico the week before the playoffs.. who does that ?

You think Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady or Matt Hasselback would go to Mexico for a vacation right before their respective playoff games? Hell no. They are all very good at what they do and respect the game and their respective cities. Plus, they are all smart enough to know Mexico is a fucking toilet and nothing good comes out of Mexico, except venereal disease, and cheap labour.

Exactly. Tony's out there trying to be the celebrity and not the leader of his team. He took a lot of heat for dumping Carrie Underwood the way he did, but look at how his focus improved, and thereby allowing him to be what his franchise asked of him. Go to Mexico AFTER you win the SuperBowl, dumbass Romo. Nice dedication. :roll:

by **chf34jmac** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:31 am

Dude he has bank, she has bank you want to go tear that ass up at a motel 6 or someplace a little more exotic. I'm going with exotic.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:36 am

Rockindeano wrote:[ they are all smart enough to know Mexico is a fucking toilet and nothing good comes out of Mexico, except venereal disease, and cheap labour.

,, man..

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:37 am

chf34jmac wrote:They might if they were tapping a smokin hot piece of ass like Jessica Simpson. I would!

man, you guys are great ... :lol:

by **chf34jmac** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:39 am

Dean you'd be saying the same thing about Mexico if Romo were hitting Rosie O'Donnel!

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:47 am

The only thing tapping, err, pounding Rosie is Mr. Plastic Dildo. She is so ugly, dogs look down when they hump her leg.

by **chf34jmac** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:50 am

Would make a lot more sense if he were tapping Rosie. If he can't see that nasty canker sore covered, dead fish smelling, cottage cheese thigh surrounded stink hole then it would make sense that he couldn't see the guy in the Giants uniform standing in front of his receiver when he threw the interception that sealed their fate yesterday.

by **Enigma869** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:58 am

Rockindeano wrote:You think Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady or Matt Hasselback would go to Mexico for a vacation right before their respective playoff games? Hell no.

You're dead on with this! While Romo might think it's no big deal, and probably didn't affect the game he played, the perception is just plain AWFUL! The guy has a playoff game coming up and he's in Mexico banging his chick! Peyton Manning spent his week off, watching film of San Diego in his home movie theater. A lot good that did him!

John from Boston

by **chf34jmac** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:01 am

And there you have it John. Peyton spent all week studying film for what? Romo at least got to go knock some pussy inside out for a few days before he lost his playoff game. Different methodologies, same outcome. Both teams lost.

by **Liam** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:27 am

Alright...well...now that I'm back in a football groove....HOLY SHIT my record sucked this past weekend. 1-3..OUCH.

Romo: STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICK AND PLAY THE FUCKING GAME. Especially in the post-season. Jesus Christ.
Manning:...I can't blame Jessica Simpson on you...so what's your excuse???
Brady: I still hate you.
The entire Seahawks team: Learn how to play in driving snow. You're based in Seattle for God's sake. :lol:

Giants: The Pack are going to beat you.
Pack: Beat the shit out of the Giants for me.
Chargers: Nail NE's asses to the wall.
Brady: I still hate you. :lol:

Anyhoo....now that I've gotten THAT frustration out....I predict a GB/NE SB XLII. And I'm prayin' for a Pack win. So Rhiannon...if you want to repost that pic of me that you defiled me with...go right ahead 'cause I won't go with anyone else in my division...but I'm goin' NFC all the way.

by **Rhiannon** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:33 am

Liam wrote:I predict a GB/NE SB XLII. And I'm prayin' for a Pack win. So Rhiannon...if you want to repost that pic of me that you defiled me with...go right ahead 'cause I won't go with anyone else in my division...but I'm goin' NFC all the way.

I predict the same... but anything more than that I can't reveal until noon on gameday...

As requested, dear. :twisted:

And this is just funny....

by **Enigma869** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:33 am

Liam wrote:Brady: I still hate you.
The entire Seahawks team: Learn how to play in driving snow. You're based in Seattle for God's sake.
Brady: I still hate you.

Liam...what the hell did Brady do to you??? Was it that he smacked your Fraudboys around, earlier in the season, like they were a Pop Warner team? As for your meterological lesson...you better head back to school. I don't think it snows very much in Seattle. Even though I'm an East Coast guy, I've been to Seattle numerous times, and the last time I was there in 2000, they got 6 inches of snow, and it was the biggest news story on the planet that it was actually snowing in Seattle. I think eastern Washington gets most of the snow, in that state.

John from Boston

p.s. I asked Brady for a comment regarding the venom you have toward him. His repsonse..."You can tell that Fraudboys fan he can keep on hating, so long as we keep on winning" :twisted:

by **Liam** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:03 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Liam wrote:Brady: I still hate you.
The entire Seahawks team: Learn how to play in driving snow. You're based in Seattle for God's sake.
Brady: I still hate you.

Liam...what the hell did Brady do to you??? Was it that he smacked your Fraudboys around, earlier in the season, like they were a Pop Warner team? As for your meterological lesson...you better head back to school. I don't think it snows very much in Seattle. Even though I'm an East Coast guy, I've been to Seattle numerous times, and the last time I was there in 2000, they got 6 inches of snow, and it was the biggest news story on the planet that it was actually snowing in Seattle. I think eastern Washington gets most of the snow, in that state.

John from Boston

p.s. I asked Brady for a comment regarding the venom you have toward him. His repsonse..."You can tell that Fraudboys fan he can keep on hating, so long as we keep on winning"

Oh...no worries...just had to say SOMETHING about the Pats. :lol:

As for Seattle...just more frustration. It was more the first 2 that I listed that actually meant anything. Well...those and the ones about the Giants.

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:28 am

Seattle barely if ever gets snow, however last night it got 5 inches. Over the Cascade Range in the desert region it snows like a motherfucker. Spokane down to Pullman and over to Walla Walla gets serious snow.

Liam, just because your team underachieved, and averaged 10 points a game over the last 4 games, don't take it out on the rest of the league. Dallas is at a crossroads. I would love it if those sumbitches never get a ring. Romo is more worried about pussy over a championship ring, and now is lobbying for a spot on the PGA pro am tour at Pebble Beach. Gee, lots of commitment there I see. Where's Drew's phone number?

by **Enigma869** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:37 am

Here we go again. Another New England opponent, and yet another MORONIC statement! This is fucking hilarious! Not that I think the Patriots need the bulletin board material, but my thanks to Igor Olshanksky for serving up some more nonsense! Jesus these fucking guys are stupid!

Well, that didn't take long. The “Boston Sports Blog” on Boston.com yesterday posted an item rehashing several quotes from the Chargers talking about the Patriots, including those from Tomlinson after Spygate (“If you're not cheating, you're not trying”), and Shaun Phillips after last year's playoff game between the two teams (“Shaun Phillips will have a grudge against them the rest of his career”).
Also included was Igor Olshansky's quote from Sunday in Indianapolis where he said the Patriots must be “scratching their heads saying, 'Man, we better get ready.' ”

But evidently that wasn't all Olshansky said. The Boston blog posted a clip from YouTube.com in which KFMB Channel 8 asked Olshansky about New England.

“Who? New England?” Olshansky said. “Seriously, they're more worried than we are, I promise you. Believe me, they know what's up.”

Here is the link. Scroll down to play the youtube video of this dope!

http://www.boston.com/sports/nesn/wilbu ... the_trash/

John from Boston

by **RedWingFan** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:41 am

Enigma869 wrote:“Who? New England?” Olshansky said. “Seriously, they're more worried than we are, I promise you. Believe me, they know what's up.” [/b]

Sounds like he's trying to convince himself. I want the Chargers to win, only because I don't want that loser Randy Moss touching the Lombardi Trophy. :evil:

by **Liam** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:57 am

Rockindeano wrote:Seattle barely if ever gets snow, however last night it got 5 inches. Over the Cascade Range in the desert region it snows like a motherfucker. Spokane down to Pullman and over to Walla Walla gets serious snow.

Liam, just because your team underachieved, and averaged 10 points a game over the last 4 games, don't take it out on the rest of the league. Dallas is at a crossroads. I would love it if those sumbitches never get a ring. Romo is more worried about pussy over a championship ring, and now is lobbying for a spot on the PGA pro am tour at Pebble Beach. Gee, lots of commitment there I see. Where's Drew's phone number?

Just frustrated here. Gimme about a week and I'll give up until next season. :lol:

by **Enigma869** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:46 am

Big shock for you Miami fans...Parcells has hired one of "his guys". Looks like Tony Soprano is coming to town :twisted:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3199065

John from Boston

by **Liam** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:49 am

Who's up for a 3-13 season in '08? WHOOOHOOO. :lol:

Sorry...just bein' an ass. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:48 am

Hey Liam... and the rest of the Cowboy nation represented here... Mr. Superawesome Writing the Soundtrack to My Life just posted a blog in defense of his Ex-Girlfriend. The one and the same that swept your Tonylicious off to Mexico for a little flingage.

http://www.johnmayer.com/blog

TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, 2008

DON'T EX WITH TEXAS

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I'm out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday's worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:04 am

Who in their right mind goes to and even reads what John Mayer says. Hell, isn't he fucking Ricki Lake?

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:09 am

Rockindeano wrote:Who in their right mind goes to and even reads what John Mayer says.

I never said I was in my right mind. :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:23 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Who in their right mind goes to and even reads what John Mayer says. Hell, isn't he fucking Ricki Lake?

Love the sig, Deano - very appropriate.

by **Liam** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:06 pm

I don't care what John Mayer had to say about Simpson.....Romo was thinking with his dick during the past few games...and everyone else suffered for it.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:15 pm

Liam wrote:I don't care what John Mayer had to say about Simpson.....Romo was thinking with his dick during the past few games...and everyone else suffered for it.

You know those Spring "Mind of Manning" commercials? ...Here's why you'll never see one of Romo. Dude just isn't a deep thinker. :wink:

by **Liam** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:52 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Liam wrote:I don't care what John Mayer had to say about Simpson.....Romo was thinking with his dick during the past few games...and everyone else suffered for it.

You know those Spring "Mind of Manning" commercials? ...Here's why you'll never see one of Romo. Dude just isn't a deep thinker.

Can't you use something from THIS season at least? :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:37 am

Both championship Games this Sunday will be routs. Especially the Pats over the Bolts. I think the Giants are finally going to come back to earth on Sunday in Lambeau, too.

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:53 am

Liam wrote:Can't you use something from THIS season at least?

I'm done with Tony for now... I'm onto the next slab of victim. :twisted:

MR

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