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Postby artist4perry » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:32 am

TRAGChick wrote:
Tito wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Tito wrote:Homophobe.


Go away you fucking douche!


John from Boston


Why are you looking up stuff like this? Looking for things to shove up your ass?


Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

CRYING.....GOD this place is better than Stand-Up Comedy! :D

Can you feel the love? LOL! :wink:
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Postby separate_wayz » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:50 pm

Apparently there's an entire scientific literature on objects wedged in various anuses. :shock:

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html


My favorite is the live artillery shell. :shock:

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"Well, it was like this ..... I was sitting naked on the sofa, loading some howitzer shells ..... "

Gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "fire in the hole!!!". :shock:
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Postby 7 Wishes » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:54 pm

My former roommate was the Nurse Manager at an ER here in Charlotte. Among the interesting tales of debauchery he parleyed to me were:

* A guy who had to have a Granny Smith apple surgically removed from his nether regions;
* A young woman who had the misfortune to have two frozen hot dogs stuck inside her private parts;
* And my all time-favorite...the dude who walked in at three in the morning, wearing a trench coat (and nothing else), CARRYING A VACUUM CLEANER in his right hand, with the suction tube snaked underneath his coat, attached to his John Thomas.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby Voyager » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:05 pm

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Postby Rhiannon » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:17 pm

This thread is still going, huh? :lol:
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Postby Andrew » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:23 pm

Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:
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Postby annie89509 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:02 pm

Andrew wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:

:lol: Actually, this is my first perusal of this thread. Wasn't much interested in the thread title a few days ago :oops: .
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Postby Jeremey » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:27 pm

I am just very disturbed by the word "anus" in the thread title. Can we change it to poop chute?

Please?
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Postby Maui Tom » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:28 pm

Andrew wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:


guess we are all anal.... :)
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:00 am

Andrew wrote:My thoughts exactly. :shock:


Come on Drew...You have to admit that you laughed just a little, after reading the story! I personally pissed myself laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:47 am

Enigma869 wrote:I personally pissed myself laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:


Does anyone ever impersonally piss themselves? :P
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Postby Voyager » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:21 am

Andrew wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:


You know people on a Journey forum must be hard-up for some new Journey news when they resort to discussing what people are shoving up their ass these days.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:24 am

Voyager wrote:You know people on a Journey forum must be hard-up for some new Journey news when they resort to discussing what people are shoving up their ass these days.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Seems kind of a parallel discussion to me. :wink: :P
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Postby Tito » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:43 am

Andrew wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:


What kind of website do you run. :lol: :lol:
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Postby tammy » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:00 am

Maui Tom wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:This thread is still going, huh? :lol:


My thoughts exactly. :shock:


guess we are all anal.... :)


lol. Andrew, actually I don't like 'bathroom humor' or whatever it may be called...but, "a vicar hanging curtains naked - toppling onto a stray potato!?" - if I were the nurse hearing that I'd have laughed out loud and promptly been fired.
Here's some religious art to go with the thread: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden ... y_Delights (strange insertions in 16th c. art) :lol:
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Postby strangegrey » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:50 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I saw pictures on a shock website once of a doctor removing not only a potato but also a jelly jar (full jar... Kroger brand... grape) removed from a dude's tailpipe. :shock: This store made me think of that and I pulled the site up - and they're still there. :lol:


Um.....link?
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:48 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Voyager wrote:You know people on a Journey forum must be hard-up for some new Journey news when they resort to discussing what people are shoving up their ass these days.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Seems kind of a parallel discussion to me. :wink: :P


If it is shoved upward wouldn't that be more vertical................?????? :?: :?: :?: :wink: :lol:
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