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New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

I wouldn't be surprised! Careful, they might copy it.

JourneyFuxSingers wrote:New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

That's a masterpiece. LMAO!!

that shit is hilarious!

That sums it up !! The only thing I would add is that if you stir up the fan base and bring back memories of Perry's successes, it is subject to immediate dismissal w/o cause.

JourneyFuxSingers wrote:New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

*Laura wrote:

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

LOL,I'll never use it again,promise.

*Laura wrote:

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:

Rick wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Damn LMC, you surprise me!

Why? Because I used the word "Gods"?

Exactly!

LOL,I'll never use it again,promise.

Ok, I will hold you to that.

That is so funny. I am just wondering what Wildfire will think of it?

Awww....Susie...you read my mind. Good job, darlin'.

LOL! That sums it up beautifully.. love it!

The sleep ain't escaped my eyes yet and already I'm laughing.
Thanks JourneyFuxSingers.

I love your enthusiasm, Susie! And your new name!

Hey, if JOURNEY actually listens to all of these ideas/comments then there's still hope for my Latin rhythm album!

Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

Stopped Believin' wrote:Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

I like it! I bet they copy it & use it.

JFux, you are so creative!!! I love it!!!

JourneyFuxSingers wrote:New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

Great job Suz!!

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

Awesome.

Perry86fan wrote:

Stopped Believin' wrote:Hey shorten the nicknames to just one..... FroFriga

You summed it up perfect

I like it! I bet they copy it & use it.

Another one hit me: Froiga

JourneyFuxSingers wrote:New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:
I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.
_________________

Now there's a clause that Jeff had absolutely no control over!!

LMFAO Suz! Good one!

JourneyFuxSingers wrote:New clause in Journey's lead singer contract:

I, _______________, hereby acknowlegde that I will never outshine Friga & Fro at any time.

If any fans, particularly female, ever open a site in my honor, particularly if it is __________ville, I will realize that my days are numbered & await my pink slip.

If any fans approach me in adoration, I will direct them to Friga & Fro to pay due respects. I will at all times step aside realizing I am nothing but their loyal servant.

If I have any fans of my own prior to joining Journey, I will let them know that I am nothing. They should at all times pay respect to the Gods of Shit: Friga & Fro.

I will go out of my way to never appear sexy to any fan.

I will say yes to Friga & Fro at all times & do their bidding on all things.

I will never communicate w/any fans at any time, especially on MR.com.

This is my solemn vow.

SIGNED & SEALED this _____ day of ____.

_________________

LMAO!!!

Suzie, I hope Jeff sees that! prints it, signs it and sends it to Friga & Fro!!!!!!

ohsherrie wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

Of course you can.

*Laura wrote:

ohsherrie wrote:

*Laura wrote:Good job!

Perhaps the Gods would feel more comfy if they had their own altars...Frigaville and Froville. Couldn't help it -- these 2 nics sound hilarious!

F&F - Fuck them & Fire them.

Laura can I please use that as a sig?

Of course you can.

Thanks.

Good one!

A lawyer couldn't have done it any better! Perfect!