MR

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:33 am**

Considering her job,,,;)

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:34 am**

Nat plays with the tacos for money. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:34 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Nat plays with the tacos for money.

That's why I hate her!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:35 am**

Rhiannon wrote:Nat plays with the tacos for money.

Dont we all !??? :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:35 am**

What's the matter B-you jealous??????? :wink:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:36 am**

RaiderFan wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Nat plays with the tacos for money.

That's why I hate her!!!

Because she doesn't play with your taco? Or because she doesn't nurse the manicotti? Don't be hatin' the gyno staff!! They know how to use forceps!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:37 am**

She knows her way around some quiff. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:39 am**

Rick wrote:She knows her way around some quiff.

True dat! But don't worry Rick, I never mix business with pleasure!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:40 am**

Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:What's the matter B-you jealous???????

Not at all ! Itd be different if you were turning that oven on for the 1st time, then Id be jealous, but by the time you get to play with that oven, its preheated, baked, done and ready to serve. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:42 am**

Behshad wrote:
Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:What's the matter B-you jealous???????

Not at all ! Itd be different if you were turning that oven on for the 1st time, then Id be jealous, but in by the time you get to play with that oven, its preheated, baked, done and ready to serve.

You're sick :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:44 am**

this will be one long weekend for drew!!! gotta vote of course...

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:46 am**

Of course she has,lucky girl,Im sure its just "another day at the office" for her. For us guys it would be like a buffet full of bearded clams

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:50 am**

OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:55 am**

makes you feel like the queen bee

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:55 am**

Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:56 am**

stevew2 wrote:makes you feel like the queen bee

i like that answer.... all the male bees are very jealous---but I would say looking at a vgaina for work is a lot different than looking at it for pleasure... ;-)

Rick

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:56 am**

Permanent lap flounder scented fingers. :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 am**

Behshad wrote:
Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

Yeah but it doesn't count if she gets sprayed with pepper spray at any point in the process!

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:03 am**

Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:OK, just to make this easier for everyone to vote, let's do the math

I work approx 3 days a week x 52 weeks a year, I've been doing this for 10 years and I would say on average I "touch" about 3 different vaginas a day.
That equals about 4,680 vaginas-can anyone top that?

TVL ??

Yeah but it doesn't count if she gets sprayed with pepper spray at any point in the process!

I'm afraid to ask!!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:06 am**

I heard its not all a bed of roses,I heard it can be pretty nasty work sometimes ,,come on Nat give us some war stories, spare no details

lights1961 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:makes you feel like the queen bee

i like that answer.... all the male bees are very jealous---but I would say looking at a vgaina for work is a lot different than looking at it for pleasure...

Rick

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:09 am**

What the hell do you want to hear? That when she does an exam on some 90 year old's quim, it looks like your grandmother's toothless grin staring up at you out of a bowl of shredded wheat? WTF I don't need to hear any of the horror stories about the gash. :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:11 am**

chf34jmac wrote:Permanent lap flounder scented fingers.

Come on Jeff, I almost always wear gloves!!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:12 am**

chf34jmac wrote:What the hell do you want to hear? That when she does an exam on some 90 year old's quim, it looks like your grandmother's toothless grin staring up at you out of a bowl of shredded wheat? WTF I don't need to hear any of the horror stories about the gash.

90 year old???? What??? What do you think the standard childbearing years are??? My oldest patient, so far, was 53.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:12 am**

chf34jmac wrote:What the hell do you want to hear? That when she does an exam on some 90 year old's quim, it looks like your grandmother's toothless grin staring up at you out of a bowl of shredded wheat? WTF I don't need to hear any of the horror stories about the gash.

I KNEW IT!!! I always wondered if you were the infamous male nurse, Gaylord Focker! Nice try with that "Jeff" alias dude !

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:14 am**

stevew2 wrote:I heard its not all a bed of roses,I heard it can be pretty nasty work sometimes ,,come on Nat give us some war stories, spare no details
lights1961 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:makes you feel like the queen bee

i like that answer.... all the male bees are very jealous---but I would say looking at a vgaina for work is a lot different than looking at it for pleasure...

Rick

Nah, sorry patient confidentiality prevents me from sharing!

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:16 am**

Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:
chf34jmac wrote:What the hell do you want to hear? That when she does an exam on some 90 year old's quim, it looks like your grandmother's toothless grin staring up at you out of a bowl of shredded wheat? WTF I don't need to hear any of the horror stories about the gash.

90 year old???? What??? What do you think the standard childbearing years are??? My oldest patient, so far, was 53.

They're just boys... they don't know the ins and outs of the baby door. (Well, medically speaking.) :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:17 am**

They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around. :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:19 am**

Exactly I never heard it decribed like that, I had to think about the shreaded wheat for a minute

chf34jmac wrote:They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:22 am**

chf34jmac wrote:They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:24 am**

Nat~At Your Cervix wrote:
chf34jmac wrote:They don't want names Nat. Just descriptions of the various slits you've been in on or around.

Some are big, some are small, you know, different shapes and different sizes. There you have it.

have you ever lost your watch in one?

MR

Has Natalie,,,

Has Natalie,,,