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Why women shouldn't have online affairs

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:23 pm
by tj
Image

:shock: :shock:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:27 pm
by Michigan Girl
:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:30 pm
by Rick
Where'd you get my picture? :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:35 pm
by tj
I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:45 pm
by Monker
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:47 pm
by Michigan Girl
Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.



:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:49 pm
by Shadowsong
The human body
taken to it's extreme limits
morphed into obsenity
let's be nice & call him big

:lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:57 pm
by 7 Wishes
Metabolically challenged IT professional SWM, entrepreneur, intellectually visceral, ISO F ages 18-99.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:01 pm
by scarygirl
Michigan Girl wrote:
Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.



:lol: :lol:


10 words: Jenny Craig & I'm gonna toss the tidy bowl now

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:02 pm
by piecesofeight
:shock:

I could see this guy calling himself .. BABYBEAR ..



but it's ok to have OFFLINE affairs..? :P



Here's why men shouldn't go on blind dates..


Image


Far cry from this..


Image

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:03 pm
by SteveForever
~Are your arms as long as your heart is big around?~

(cause you'll need them to hug this pedo-bear) :evil:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:05 pm
by Michigan Girl
I think I saw the woman in the first photo on the Krispy Kreme calander...Ms. May!!! :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:09 pm
by piecesofeight
Michigan Girl wrote:I think I saw the woman in the first photo on the Krispy Kreme calander...Ms. May!!! :wink:


Wrong..it was April.. :P :P

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:10 pm
by Michigan Girl
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I STAND Corrected!!! :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:12 pm
by Just Mindy
Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:14 pm
by SteveForever
Just Mindy wrote:Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:


I know right?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:16 pm
by squirt1
How about online and common sence?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:19 pm
by Since 78
piecesofeight wrote::shock:

I could see this guy calling himself .. BABYBEAR ..



but it's ok to have OFFLINE affairs..? :P



Here's why men shouldn't go on blind dates..


Image


Far cry from this..


Image


Been There :cry:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:49 pm
by ebake02
Good lord that's gross. :shock:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:09 pm
by journeyMusic
Monker wrote:
tj wrote:I really can't imagine the online profile describing this guy. Can anyone help me out? :D


Two words: Naked Santa.


or nasty bastard! :shock:

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:32 pm
by NealIsGod
Just Mindy wrote:Is it just me, or does this thread bring back memories? :lol:


Yes, the good old days. :)

PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:46 pm
by Babyblue
squirt1 wrote:How about online and common sence?


That is true.But how bout having fun.That is all it is for sum of us.heehee He did look like Santa.heehee

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:23 am
by Natalie
His screen name is probably "Hottgirl25"-why MEN shouldn't have online affairs. :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:30 am
by WIX
since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:31 am
by Maui Tom
WIX wrote:since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:


20?

Shaved the beard huh?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:04 am
by Voyager
piecesofeight wrote:Image


I'd be careful with that one. If she got mad at you she could get you in a cock-lock while you're having sex and make you cry uncle.

:shock:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:06 am
by Voyager
piecesofeight wrote:Image


Somebody needs to tie a mattress to her back, kick her down the basement stairs, and leave her there for a month. Of course, they should toss her a few bottles of water each day to be humane.

8)

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:33 am
by bluejeangirl76
Rick wrote:Where'd you get my picture? :lol:


Aw, hell. Its not so much the Santa beard or the Harry Caray glasses...
...I just can't get going for a guy with breasts bigger than mine. Sorry, Rick. :cry:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:39 am
by Rick
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rick wrote:Where'd you get my picture? :lol:


Aw, hell. Its not so much the Santa beard or the Harry Caray glasses...
...I just can't get going for a guy with breasts bigger than mine. Sorry, Rick. :cry:


:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:46 am
by DrFU
WIX wrote:since that photo, I have lost about 20 lbs. Don't worry your hateful things do not bother me, I enjoy surfing naked. I did switch to a brown colored chair though. :oops:


Now I'm gonna picture Wix surfing naked every time he makes one of his insane-ass posts. :shock: :shock: :lol: