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FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

T-Bone wrote:FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

sure you didn't straighten the fridge and fill your underpants?

Just checked... Undies are indeed full in the front

I know, you've put your socks on the wrong feet

I rotate them anyway

I notice you didn't include going to the bathroom in your morning routine - maybe that's your problem, you're still full of shit.

T-Bone wrote:FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

Sounds to me like you subconsciously want to call off work. I say do it!!!

Saint John wrote:

T-Bone wrote:FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

Sounds to me like you subconsciously want to call off work. I say do it!!!

Hey, it's a great Australian tradition taking a sickie! Make use of your Deputy Wombat status!

I'm already at work Maybe it's just this place that is just a little "off"

T-Bone wrote:I'm already at work Maybe it's just this place that is just a little "off"

I thought it was the rotated socks that were off

Nope... they're on Maybe I just need a vacation...

T-Bone wrote:Nope... they're on Maybe I just need a vacation...

Be good to yourself...nobody else will.

Saint John wrote:

T-Bone wrote:Nope... they're on Maybe I just need a vacation...

Be good to yourself...nobody else will.

Dan, I don't think he's using 'vacation' as a euphamism, you know

Oh man, I need some distraction! I'm wide awake, but I've got my last exam for the year in 9 hours, 20 minutes, and I really should get some sleep...

I just noticed your norks are missing from your sig

T-Bone wrote:Nope... they're on Maybe I just need a vacation...

I meant off as in 'smells like a piece of cheese that's gone off'

There you go - you left your brain at home! Problem solved. You can thank me later

T-Bone wrote:I just noticed your norks are missing from your sig

Breast cancer awareness month is over, but I did promise Stevie-Woo a photo of them again for Australia Day (well, I said I'd get a friend to take a photo of me in my trad Aussie Day costume, i.e. wet bathers )

T-Bone wrote:FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

Seriously, I think we can know things beyond what our ordinary five senses tell us. So, I'd say pay attention, something's coming.

T-Bone wrote:FAAAAAACK!

Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

Maybe you're gay and haven't realized it yet?

I'm plenty happy.. So I know that's not it.


I have a feeling it's a tossup of the fact that I hate working dayshifts and the fact that my captain still has a pulse (I dispise him)

T-Bone wrote:Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

I got it! Too much underwear.

Deb wrote:

T-Bone wrote:Anyone ever have one of those damn days where it "seems" or you "know" something is wrong, but you just can't figure out what it is? Other than it's Monday morning... And my "beloved" captain still has a pulse... Something is bugging the shit out of me and I just can't place it. I have my empty wallet with me, gas tank is full, bills are paid, trash is out, laundry is done, Fangs are brushed, underwear are on straight, Fridge is full,..... It's almost like I NEED something to go wrong so I can justify this feeling

I got it! Too much underwear.

Problem solved. Take off the extra panties, T, and you should be good to go.

Negative... No Commando for me

T-Bone wrote:Negative... No Commando for me

Removal of one pair of multiple pairs does not equal no pairs...

See, I'm right! You left your brain at home.

Repeat after me:
"I cannot brain today, I have the dumb."

Call your family, check up on them.
If not, you probably forgot to lock the house up or flush the toilet.

Rhiannon wrote:you probably forgot to lock the house up or flush the toilet.

That's the one. T, you're gonna go home to a floating present.

Nah... I poop at work. Getting paid to do it is such a good feeling I held it all weekend...

T, maybe it's not anxiety. Perhaps you just left a gerbil in your ass???

Can't be that... you took all your gerbils when you moved out

Saint John wrote:T, maybe it's not anxiety. Perhaps you just left a gerbil in your ass???

You are obsessed with gay sex references. Supressing anything there, Dan??
(supressing one of those aformentioned gerbils would be my first guess...)

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Saint John wrote:T, maybe it's not anxiety. Perhaps you just left a gerbil in your ass???

You are obsessed with gay sex references. Supressing anything there, Dan??
(supressing one of those aformentioned gerbils would be my first guess...)

But is it gay sex if you insert a female gerbil?