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101 ways to bong your cat/add a weird story

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:56 am
by artist4perry
http://news.yahoo.com/i/757

OMAHA, Neb. - A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.



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Add your own weird story........its slow today folks! :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:45 am
by G.I.Jim
That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:53 am
by artist4perry
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:13 am
by G.I.Jim
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration


Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:17 am
by Arianddu
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration


Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals


Vegetables are not food, vegetables are what food eats.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:20 am
by Jubilee
Arianddu wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration


Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals


Vegetables are not food, vegetables are what food eats.


+1

and maybe use a little to garnish the actual food on your plate. :lol: :lol: :lol: