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OT:EPA thinking about taxing cow flatulance? LOL!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:32 am
by artist4perry
Monday, December 08, 2008 at 10:03 a.m.


BAKERSFIELD, CA -- Lawmakers are looking at a possible new and interesting way to control greenhouse emissions.

The Environmental Protection Agency has looked into the idea of charging fees on cows and other livestock for their flatulence. Some scientists say that the methane that cows release is impacting the environment.

California dairy farmers say the fees would get expensive and could possibly devastate the industry. They hope this gas-passing tax is one that doesn't get passed.

"We're bailing out huge industries and now we're talking about putting a tax on the family farm that's going to be extremely high" says Charlie Hanehan, a dairy farm owner in Bakersfield, California.

The livestock gas tax has not yet been formally proposed. Last summer, the EPA asked for public comments on the idea of regulating greenhouse gas emissions from cars, as well as "stationary sources", which include cows and other livestock.

If passed, the fees could run as high as $175 per dairy cow


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Sounds funny, but what would that be as far as costs to families in a bad economy? This would include milk, cheese, and other food items made from cows.......... :shock: :shock:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:39 am
by bluejeangirl76
Let me get this straight. My grocery bill would go up because cow farts are harming the environment?

Give those bad boys some Gas-X and leave my #!@*!#ing colby-jack alone. :evil: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:41 am
by artist4perry
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Let me get this straight. My grocery bill would go up because cow farts are harming the environment?

Give those bad boys some Gas-X and leave my #!@*!#ing colby-jack alone. :evil: :lol:


I heard this on the news this morning and half laughed and half wondered. Now how bad are things when we start taxing farts? What about human farts? Do we charge people for farting? LOL! I am sorry, I found this to be a bit aMOOOsing.........sorry, slow day! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:43 am
by indigo
Just think of what trouble our environment would be in if we still had those vast herds of buffalo roaming the country. :?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:45 am
by bluejeangirl76
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Let me get this straight. My grocery bill would go up because cow farts are harming the environment?

Give those bad boys some Gas-X and leave my #!@*!#ing colby-jack alone. :evil: :lol:


I heard this on the news this morning and half laughed and half wondered. Now how bad are things when we start taxing farts? What about human farts? Do we charge people for farting? LOL! I am sorry, I found this to be a bit aMOOOsing.........sorry, slow day! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good lord, I hope not. Half my paycheck would be gone, especially on a White Castle day. :(

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:46 am
by artist4perry
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Let me get this straight. My grocery bill would go up because cow farts are harming the environment?

Give those bad boys some Gas-X and leave my #!@*!#ing colby-jack alone. :evil: :lol:


I heard this on the news this morning and half laughed and half wondered. Now how bad are things when we start taxing farts? What about human farts? Do we charge people for farting? LOL! I am sorry, I found this to be a bit aMOOOsing.........sorry, slow day! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good lord, I hope not. Half my paycheck would be gone, especially on a White Castle day. :(


Would Beano be a Goverment supliment? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:48 am
by indigo
Think I will buy stock in Beano. Or, maybe I will invent the Fart-o-meter and make some bucks off of that. :D

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 am
by artist4perry
Instead of Silent but Deadly it would be Silent but costly................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Would "Pull my finger" become a criminal offense? :shock: :shock: :shock: :P :P :lol: :lol: :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:54 am
by G.I.Jim
I think assholes that propose retarded bills like this should be brought out to the American public and exposed for the idiots that they are! They've already jacked up our prices on beef because of the whole ethanol fuel ordeal, and now they want to raise prices even further by taxing a freaking fart? This is the stupidist shit I've ever heard! :x

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:56 am
by artist4perry
G.I.Jim wrote:I think assholes that propose retarded bills like this should be brought out to the American public and exposed for the idiots that they are! They've already jacked up our prices on beef because of the whole ethanol fuel ordeal, and now they want to raise prices even further by taxing a freaking fart? This is the stupidist shit I've ever heard! :x


It just amazed me they would even discuss such a stupid thing............................this is what we pay those idiots for? :evil: :roll:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:00 am
by stevew2
If they would light the farts like I do mine,it would burn off the methane

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:03 am
by artist4perry
stevew2 wrote:If they would light the farts like I do mine,it would burn off the methane


They would probably charge you for filling the air with smoke...........How about we harness the gas for fuel? How about working on that one you bunch of loonies in the EPA?

I think it is a P@!TA conspiracy.................Next it will be chicken crap tax................. :P

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:18 am
by artist4perry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv505nu6GlQ

Here is a take on the bill proposed............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XYiC6n0CCk

Someone tried what you suggested SteveW........ :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:30 am
by bluejeangirl76
indigo wrote:maybe I will invent the Fart-o-meter and make some bucks off of that. :D


Like a vehicle emissions test for cows? :lol: You'd have to herd them through a testing bay... :lol:

"Sorry, sir, 18 of your 40 cows haven't passed emissions."

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:33 am
by artist4perry
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
indigo wrote:maybe I will invent the Fart-o-meter and make some bucks off of that. :D


Like a vehicle emissions test for cows? :lol: You'd have to herd them through a testing bay... :lol:

"Sorry, sir, 18 of your 40 cows haven't passed emissions."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:41 am
by squirt1
I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:43 am
by artist4perry
squirt1 wrote:I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.


Especially if you tax them for all the HOT Air they produce :lol: :lol: ...............I have a brilliant idea, lets deduct their pay for every stupid idea they come up with?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:46 am
by G.I.Jim
artist4perry wrote:
squirt1 wrote:I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.


Especially if you tax them for all the HOT Air they produce :lol: :lol: ...............I have a brilliant idea, lets deduct their pay for every stupid idea they come up with?


They would go in the hole more than the entire deficit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:48 am
by artist4perry
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
squirt1 wrote:I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.


Especially if you tax them for all the HOT Air they produce :lol: :lol: ...............I have a brilliant idea, lets deduct their pay for every stupid idea they come up with?


They would go in the hole more than the entire deficit! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I say we force feed them broccoli, cauliflour, and cabbage and tax them for flatulence! Ted Kennedy would pay the highest fees! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:09 am
by Peartree12249
squirt1 wrote:I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.


Did you hear that Obama is sending Gore over to North Korea to free those 2 journalists? With any luck, they'll set the journalists free and keep Al Gore. :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:18 am
by Deb
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Let me get this straight. My grocery bill would go up because cow farts are harming the environment?

Give those bad boys some Gas-X and leave my #!@*!#ing colby-jack alone. :evil: :lol:


I heard this on the news this morning and half laughed and half wondered. Now how bad are things when we start taxing farts? What about human farts? Do we charge people for farting? LOL! I am sorry, I found this to be a bit aMOOOsing.........sorry, slow day! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good lord, I hope not. Half my paycheck would be gone, especially on a White Castle day. :(


Not as broke as these guys. :lol: :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmtg4Z2G_P4 Gawd men can be such pigs, farting on each others heads! :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:43 am
by treetopovskaya
Peartree12249 wrote:
squirt1 wrote:I think Congress should tax their own methane. That could raise billions. Oh, and a special tax for Al Gore and his carbon footprint. Don't forget Dems have proposed a human carbon footprint and of course that it be taxed.


Did you hear that Obama is sending Gore over to North Korea to free those 2 journalists? With any luck, they'll set the journalists free and keep Al Gore. :wink:


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06 ... lysts-say/

hopefully everyone comes home safe & sound. so sad.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:47 am
by treetopovskaya

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:48 am
by treetopovskaya
on topic...

EAT MORE TOFU!! }:C)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:50 am
by treetopovskaya
you know what is really hurting the planet? over population... of humans. we're using up all our natural resources.

we do more damage to the planet than any other living creature.

plant more trees. }:C))

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:19 pm
by artist4perry
Point is: Why pick on livestock? Our farts have to add up to something! LOL!

I think we might have to raise a "STINK" about this if it passes................ :lol: :lol: :lol: