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Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby tj » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:25 pm

Cheesy headlines on a lot of recent concert reviews make me cringe. What is it with editors and writers who feel the need to incorporate a song title into the stupid title? Lazy journalism in my opinion, but that isn't news either.

"Don't Stop Believin' that Journey puts on a great show"
"Journey remains on the road Faithfully this summer"
"Only the Lonely will miss out on the upcoming Journey show"

I'm mostly an idiot and came up with those cringeworthy titles in about a minute. No journalism degree required. Anyone else want to take a shot?
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby perryfan61 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:38 pm

The best place to be When the Lights go out in the City is at a Journey concert.
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby annpea » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:36 pm

" Be good to yourself, make your escape to a Journey concert tonight"
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby MysteryMountain » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:02 am

You took the best one's but here's another:

"Journey welcomes fans in (Insert City Name Here) with Open Arms .... "
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby scarab » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:13 am

tj wrote:Cheesy headlines on a lot of recent concert reviews make me cringe. What is it with editors and writers who feel the need to incorporate a song title into the stupid title? Lazy journalism in my opinion, but that isn't news either.

"Don't Stop Believin' that Journey puts on a great show"
"Journey remains on the road Faithfully this summer"
"Only the Lonely will miss out on the upcoming Journey show"

I'm mostly an idiot and came up with those cringeworthy titles in about a minute. No journalism degree required. Anyone else want to take a shot?



Only the Lonely? Martha Davis now the lead singer? :lol:


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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:49 am

Journey's Jam at the [fill in the blank] Arena...Where Were You?
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby MysteryMountain » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:55 am

"Any Way You Want It, Journey Happy To Give for the fans"




MysteryMountain wrote:You took the best one's but here's another:

"Journey welcomes fans in (Insert City Name Here) with Open Arms .... "


Oops, I just saw the 'Utah' thread lol
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby tj » Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:13 am

scarab wrote:
tj wrote:Cheesy headlines on a lot of recent concert reviews make me cringe. What is it with editors and writers who feel the need to incorporate a song title into the stupid title? Lazy journalism in my opinion, but that isn't news either.

"Don't Stop Believin' that Journey puts on a great show"
"Journey remains on the road Faithfully this summer"
"Only the Lonely will miss out on the upcoming Journey show"

I'm mostly an idiot and came up with those cringeworthy titles in about a minute. No journalism degree required. Anyone else want to take a shot?



Only the Lonely? Martha Davis now the lead singer? :lol:


Journey Lights it up for not just for Only the Young but Mothers,Fathers.


I combined Ask the Lonely and Only the Young. More cheese that way.
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby tj » Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:15 am

We could probably come up with our own website - Horribletitlesforconcertreviews.com. Sort of like People of Walmart, only for bad concert review titles. There, we could shame lazy journalists in hopes that they would work harder to come up with something not stupid the next time.
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby annie89509 » Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:08 pm

Haha .. pretty good.
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby MysteryMountain » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:18 pm

"Someday Soon, as we Look Into The Future, On A Saturday Night, Journey will Next Play Some Music for the People & the Midnight Dreamer, Anyway or Anytime.....hey, a guy can Daydream can't he?"
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby JourneyHard » Sun Sep 04, 2016 3:44 pm

"Cain you believe it? Journey's music Schon through last night!" :D
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Re: Cringeworthy Concert Review Titles

Postby Memorex » Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:15 pm

JourneyHard wrote:"Cain you believe it? Journey's music Schon through last night!" :D

Ok, I Cain agree with that.
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