The Booze Thread.

by **Ms_M** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:05 pm

Blue Radio Girl wrote:I don't watch 70s porn!
I'm a classy lady.
I make 'em up in my mind while I'm sitting in the studio!

Bow chick-a wow wow.

Complete with classy music!!! LOL!

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:09 pm

whocares wrote:70's? Hell no! 80's! there's a BIG difference.

I've never seen porn, I only just heard there was porn on the web a few days ago.

Porn on the interwebs!?!?! Where do I sign up!

Okay, 80s porn... either way, how the hell did we get here? :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:10 pm

Ms_M wrote:
Blue Radio Girl wrote:I don't watch 70s porn!
I'm a classy lady.
I make 'em up in my mind while I'm sitting in the studio!

Bow chick-a wow wow.

Complete with classy music!!! LOL!

I'm starting a tribute band.
We're gonna sing porn jingles.

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:12 pm

I want in. (so to speak)

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:23 pm

whocares wrote:I want in. (so to speak)

What instrument do you play (so to speak) :lol:

I thought about naming it Bad Jibberish. :?:

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:36 pm

skin flute. a little keys, and I can sing.

is there a place for me?

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:38 pm

Yep.

This band is also going to be gag order free.
Journey's management called, they want to open for us, but I think I'll go with "Billy Bob's Shadowpuppet Bonaza"

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:39 pm

what's wrong with gagging every once in a while? afterall, it IS pron.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:41 pm

Well, I meant the gagging will be all voluntary.
Or else it won't be pr0n, itd be r8p. :shock:

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:45 pm

No we're talking strictly pr0n here, no forced stuff. Besides it's only music. We are to have no morals, we'll make music for anything, as long as it brings in the Jack. The jack is what's important here. More important than anything else. Kinda like the business of Journey.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:46 pm

whocares wrote:No we're talking strictly pr0n here, no forced stuff. Besides it's only music. We are to have no morals, we'll make music for anything, as long as it brings in the Jack. The jack is what's important here. More important than anything else. Kinda like the business of Journey.

So sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll? Or Pr0n, Adderall, and revenues?

Wicked... rock out with your credit card statements out!

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:49 pm

now all we need is a name for this "band".

by **Ms_M** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:50 pm

Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll -- Of course!!

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:52 pm

whocares wrote:now all we need is a name for this "band".

I'm thinking Bad Jibberish... Worlds Afart... Don't Stop Believin' in Pr0n...

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:53 pm

Ms_M wrote:Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll -- Of course!!

There you are!

Umm.. yes. Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. Or as I like to call it... the four main food groups. (I can't count.)

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:01 pm

hehe, reminds me of the old All in the Family episode (yes, I'm that old), where Meathead asks Archie, "what's wrong wtih talking about sex?" And Archie replies, "Because I don't use 4 letter words.

Worlds Afart get's my vote.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:04 pm

I remember All in the Family. But of course it was in rerun.

Worlds Afart it is. Now who wants to play with some axe? We'll actually use a real axe and not a guitar. I want to move in a different direction, sonically. You know. :lol:

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:13 pm

I'm better with a Chainsaw, than an axe. But then that whole chainsaw thing has been done by Jesse Dupree(?) & Jackyl.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:16 pm

Well, if we are going to be singing Pr0n songs, wouldn't it make sense to have a hoe? Garden hoe or back hoe. Doesn't matter to me.

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:18 pm

once again, mmmm ho's.

I'm sorry, you meant like garden hoes. My bad.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:19 pm

Garden hoes would work better.
The logistics of touring with a backhoe is just painful and expensive.

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:21 pm

now all we need is a galvanized tub, some string, a broom stick and someone who knows how to play it.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:24 pm

Tub, check. Broomstick, check. String, check. And I can play the sumbitch too!

Let's rock!

If anyone wants to play the washer, jugs, or spoons, sumbit your app. :wink:

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:27 pm

I like playing with Jugs. :roll:

(insert sexist comment against me)

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:31 pm

I threw that in there especially for you.

I won't toss sexist attacks your way. I kinda opened that door.

(Skips around whistling pr0n songs)

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:35 pm

yeehaw! Time for a hoe/ho-down

Some other time, we'll have to start to write the songs. Maybe Jeff can help us. Since he already has that whole song about swallowing.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:37 pm

Is there anything about pineapple juice in that swallowing song?

Oh you're sending me into a Jeff induced nicotiene fit. Good going.

Jeff is always welcome in Worlds Afart. Always. :shock:

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:39 pm

it's MUSIC for pr0n, not pr0n with Jeff. Silly wabbit.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:41 pm

IT CAN BE BOTHS! I can have my cake and swallow it too!

Holy knitting yarn. I've lost my fuckin mind. :oops:

Okay, okay, we'll keep it strictly pr0n musical. Pseudosex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll.

by **whocares** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:43 pm

new name - Mindfuck. Kinda fitting, isn't it?

MR

The Booze Thread.

So...what shall the new title be??

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