What I hate

[bluejeangirl76]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

[Behshad]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

+1

[Michigan Girl]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

So no apology then?!?!

[parfait]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

Had some bad experiences with golden showers, huh?

Guess I know who not to ask on MR fest at least.

[StevePerryHair]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

Had some bad experiences with golden showers, huh?

Guess I know who not to ask on MR fest at least.

So you told this story, and you will be at MRfest??? Can you say social suicide??

[parfait]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

Had some bad experiences with golden showers, huh?

Guess I know who not to ask on MR fest at least.

So you told this story, and you will be at MRfest??? Can you say social suicide??

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

[portland]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

Had some bad experiences with golden showers, huh?

Guess I know who not to ask on MR fest at least.

So you told this story, and you will be at MRfest??? Can you say social suicide??

Yeah, not really a smart move

[StevePerryHair]

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

If you're telling the truth, you're a complete disgusting sick ass for treating someone that way, and making jokes and laughing about it and talking about it like you expect everyone else to laugh with you. Even the guys are weirded out by it, what's that tell you?

If you made that up, you're still a complete disgusting sick ass for thinking it would be funny to treat someone that way.

Had some bad experiences with golden showers, huh?

Guess I know who not to ask on MR fest at least.

So you told this story, and you will be at MRfest??? Can you say social suicide??

I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

Should have just stopped there

[Behshad]

This is gonna be awesome. We are gonna get PeePeePants all drunk and wasted till he passes out , then take turns give him the shower of his prefrence.

Who's in ?

[StevePerryHair]

This is gonna be awesome. We are gonna get PeePeePants all drunk and wasted till he passes out , then take turns give him the shower of his prefrence.

Who's in ?

I'll pass

[DrFU]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

Just don't bring doughnuts, and you'll be safe.

[Behshad]

This is gonna be awesome. We are gonna get PeePeePants all drunk and wasted till he passes out , then take turns give him the shower of his prefrence.

Who's in ?

I'll pass

coward. This is our chance to get even for what he did to that girl. So you talk the talk but don't walk the walk ?!

[bluejeangirl76]

This is gonna be awesome. We are gonna get PeePeePants all drunk and wasted till he passes out , then take turns give him the shower of his prefrence.

Who's in ?

I won't participate - I'll leave that to you boys (since it's easier for you guys to hit the target... preferably in the face, since he thinks that's OH so funny)... but I WILL be on hand to take video.

[Michigan Girl]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

Just don't bring doughnuts, and you'll be safe.

lmao!!

[Michigan Girl]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

Just don't bring doughnuts, and you'll be safe.

lmao!!

*oops* sorry ...not that funny!!

[Behshad]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

[StevePerryHair]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

[Behshad]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

[Ehwmatt]

WOW this thread has gotten incredibly awesome in the last hour I was driving through the snow storm

Top notch stuff all around folks.

[portland]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

[Behshad]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

[portland]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

No I meant the lady part.

[StevePerryHair]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )[/

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

well last I checked I'd be needing a funnel

[Michigan Girl]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle aged housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

[Ehwmatt]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

[StevePerryHair]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

he's 19 well this explains A LOT!

[StevePerryHair]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

eewww! I do not want to think of my sons friends looking at me that way in a few years thanks Matt

[parfait]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

I'm going to forget the part where you said you wanted to get me drunk (illegal btw) and pee on me. But dude, you're like the guy in high school who always sided with the chicks and never had a opinion of your own - cause you thought that was the perfect way to get in their panties. Newsflash: it's not. So this is what I want you to do: Start by unbuttoning your Walmart bought skirt. Then take your preferred hand and stick it down your skirt and panties. Feel anything? Feels like two pebbles you say? Hmmm...

Yes, those "pebbles" are called balls, (but they're practically the same thing) - use 'em. Start making your own decisions like a man, and not just +1'ing the girls.

[Ehwmatt]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

eewww! I do not want to think of my sons friends looking at me that way in a few years thanks Matt

In a few years? Who's to say they aren't doing it now? We certainly were at that age (16? 17? right?)

[parfait]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

That's a blatant lie. and you know it.

J'suis le mec pour toi