Got My Tickets- Confirmed!

[Rockindeano]

That's right folks, I just was booked on a ONE WAY trip to............................Hell.

Let me tell you how I became so lucky to take this upcoming journey.

Yesterday at lunch, I was at the drive up window at Burger King, awaiting my Whopper with cheese, add mustard value meal, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and a large Coke. EVERY time I pull out of that place, there is a homeless black guy at the end of the drive out lane and the entry to Pico Blvd. That sonofabitch always has his hand out for change/money. Everytime I say something to him in the form of "get a job" or "fuck you ya lazy bastard" or even the "fuck off and die" comment. This time, I had had enough. Just a bad tiring day at work, and I wasn't about to give this non working choad any money.

So I eased out from the window and saw the bastard standing there about 30 feet away, anticipating my arrival. I looked down and saw a watered down soda from yesterday's KFC.....it contained no ice and was about 2/3rds full(I hate Pepsi, that's why it wasn't empty). So I deftly popped the plastic lid off one handed while continuing to ease down to the curb to where Mr. "I am not working ever" was standing. As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

I have seen this piece of shit twice since then and continue to hurl abuse his way when I pass him on the street. I am not afraid of him at all, as I can take him, but you know how these fuckers roll....they may have guns or knives. Whatever, I am going to get him again someway somehow. I am thinking of driving through the big puddle on the street that he stands next to while begging for change, splashing that sonofabitch fron head to toe!

[BobbyinTN]

That's right folks, I just was booked on a ONE WAY trip to............................Hell.

Let me tell you how I became so lucky to take this upcoming journey.

Yesterday at lunch, I was at the drive up window at Burger King, awaiting my Whopper with cheese, add mustard value meal, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and a large Coke. EVERY time I pull out of that place, there is a homeless black guy at the end of the drive out lane and the entry to Pico Blvd. That sonofabitch always has his hand out for change/money. Everytime I say something to him in the form of "get a job" or "fuck you ya lazy bastard" or even the "fuck off and die" comment. This time, I had had enough. Just a bad tiring day at work, and I wasn't about to give this non working choad any money.

So I eased out from the window and saw the bastard standing there about 30 feet away, anticipating my arrival. I looked down and saw a watered down soda from yesterday's KFC.....it contained no ice and was about 2/3rds full(I hate Pepsi, that's why it wasn't empty). So I deftly popped the plastic lid off one handed while continuing to ease down to the curb to where Mr. "I am not working ever" was standing. As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

I have seen this piece of shit twice since then and continue to hurl abuse his way when I pass him on the street. I am not afraid of him at all, as I can take him, but you know how these fuckers roll....they may have guns or knives. Whatever, I am going to get him again someway somehow. I am thinking of driving through the big puddle on the street that he stands next to while begging for change, splashing that sonofabitch fron head to toe!

I just have one question Deano. Why not just ignore him?

[Everett]

Where's the head shaking icon when you need it?

[Michigan Girl]

That would've made me sad!!

[mikemarrs]

i swear to god i thought you were going to say you gave him a nice meaty hamburger full of liquid diarrhea,LMAO.

now next time right before you see that fucker go inside burger king restroom and fill that burger full of tasty content and pull over somewhere close where you can see the look on his face when he bites into his tasty 'burger'

[Michigan Girl]

No way he did this ...he's using race, homelessness, hunger, political affiliation, joblessness, hell, Lucifer and SJ all
in one post ...you need to go on and drive your point home!!

[G.I.Jim]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

[SteveForever]

ummmmmm..........

[Saint John]

Albeit a bit unconventional, you did this guy a favor. The kick in the ass (or in this case, splash in the grill) that you gave him may be just what he needed. He's never going to get anywhere standing on a corner begging for change.

[Michigan Girl]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

You just spoon~fed him what he wanted to hear ...

[Saint John]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

You just spoonfed him what he wanted to hear ...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a ruse. Any real story with Dean would have involved Liquid Ass, shitting his pants and/or drinking!

[Michigan Girl]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

You just spoonfed him what he wanted to hear ...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a ruse. Any real story with Dean would have involved Liquid Ass, shitting his pants and/or drinking!

lol ...


Oh snd Bobby, I think you played right into his hand, as well!!
Ignore ...yikes!!

[slucero]

Funny I thought Deano was a liberal... what he's describing is very stereo-typically conservative...

...homeless folk have long memories.... Deano might roll up on this fella one day thinking he'll re-enact this and wind up staring down the barrel of something that will make him Liquid Poo his pants...

Stupid idea to mess with a person who already feels they've lost everything and have nothing to lose..

[Rockindeano]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

Fuck off Hannity.

I posted this because it is indeed true. I don't pull this shit like this all the time. I just had had enough of him.

[Maui Tom]

I honest to god...from the thread title...thought you were going to Vegas.....

[Babyblue]

Disgusting. You say I'm the lowest form of scum on the earth because I disagree with changing the DADT policy, then you do this? I really don't get this dude, and it's wrong as hell. Way to treat a fellow human being. Maybe he's lazy, or maybe he has some sort of mental disability or something and has been cast aside by society. Very sad.

I agree with you.Deano you need to think about KARMA it is so not nice.

[brywool]

What the hell is wrong with people? man...

[Behshad]

I honest to god...from the thread title...thought you were going to Vegas.....

Oh he IS going to Vegas .... Only difference is , the Vegas he's going to has glowing hot neon lights and instead of Wayne Newton , he'll catch the Adolf Hitler show with Sadam as his date , while staying at "G.W.Bush Hotel & Casino "

[Everett]

I honest to god...from the thread title...thought you were going to Vegas.....

I thought he was going to see journey

Or reo at least

[Voyager]

As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

Ahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

[steveo777]

That's right folks, I just was booked on a ONE WAY trip to............................Hell.

Let me tell you how I became so lucky to take this upcoming journey.

Yesterday at lunch, I was at the drive up window at Burger King, awaiting my Whopper with cheese, add mustard value meal, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and a large Coke. EVERY time I pull out of that place, there is a homeless black guy at the end of the drive out lane and the entry to Pico Blvd. That sonofabitch always has his hand out for change/money. Everytime I say something to him in the form of "get a job" or "fuck you ya lazy bastard" or even the "fuck off and die" comment. This time, I had had enough. Just a bad tiring day at work, and I wasn't about to give this non working choad any money.

So I eased out from the window and saw the bastard standing there about 30 feet away, anticipating my arrival. I looked down and saw a watered down soda from yesterday's KFC.....it contained no ice and was about 2/3rds full(I hate Pepsi, that's why it wasn't empty). So I deftly popped the plastic lid off one handed while continuing to ease down to the curb to where Mr. "I am not working ever" was standing. As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

I have seen this piece of shit twice since then and continue to hurl abuse his way when I pass him on the street. I am not afraid of him at all, as I can take him, but you know how these fuckers roll....they may have guns or knives. Whatever, I am going to get him again someway somehow. I am thinking of driving through the big puddle on the street that he stands next to while begging for change, splashing that sonofabitch fron head to toe!

How do you know what his real life circumstances are? Man, did you just confirm that you can be an asshole in real life too? Fuck, dude, was that really necessary?

[The_Noble_Cause]

As much as this place changes, Deano never fails to crack me the fuck up.

[Rockindeano]

That's right folks, I just was booked on a ONE WAY trip to............................Hell.

Let me tell you how I became so lucky to take this upcoming journey.

Yesterday at lunch, I was at the drive up window at Burger King, awaiting my Whopper with cheese, add mustard value meal, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and a large Coke. EVERY time I pull out of that place, there is a homeless black guy at the end of the drive out lane and the entry to Pico Blvd. That sonofabitch always has his hand out for change/money. Everytime I say something to him in the form of "get a job" or "fuck you ya lazy bastard" or even the "fuck off and die" comment. This time, I had had enough. Just a bad tiring day at work, and I wasn't about to give this non working choad any money.

So I eased out from the window and saw the bastard standing there about 30 feet away, anticipating my arrival. I looked down and saw a watered down soda from yesterday's KFC.....it contained no ice and was about 2/3rds full(I hate Pepsi, that's why it wasn't empty). So I deftly popped the plastic lid off one handed while continuing to ease down to the curb to where Mr. "I am not working ever" was standing. As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

I have seen this piece of shit twice since then and continue to hurl abuse his way when I pass him on the street. I am not afraid of him at all, as I can take him, but you know how these fuckers roll....they may have guns or knives. Whatever, I am going to get him again someway somehow. I am thinking of driving through the big puddle on the street that he stands next to while begging for change, splashing that sonofabitch fron head to toe!

How do you know what his real life circumstances are? Man, did you just confirm that you can be an asshole in real life too? Fuck, dude, was that really necessary?

Oh spare me. Look at all the right wing bleeding hearts coming out of the woodwork? Dude, I actually misspoke...the guy is NOT homeless, he just acts and looks like it. He carries a cane around, and then as soon as nobody is watching, he walks just fine. Secondly, this clown has gold chains around his neck and a real nice cell phone. This guy also pisses on the restaraunt itself, when no one is in the drive thru. The cops come all the time, and he is usually drinkiing a 40.

Screw you guys. LOL at all your "compassion." Give me a break. This guy deserved what he got and if I see that fuck again, he'll get more too.

He hassles every car that passes him up...yelling at poor housewives/moms.

[Ligzig]

Based on that description, I would say the guy deserved a lot more.

[Angel]

I suppose it's a good thing not everyone treats those in need that way. Sometimes people actually try to help other people out. I do agree with you that it really sucks when you do help someone out only to find out later you were being taken advantage of.

[Don]

I remember a guy like this at the Archdiocese bldg, next to where the Ambassador Hotel used to be. An anorexic version of Grizzly Adams, he would hassle folks in front of Thrifty's if they gave him coins instead of bills, then hop in his Camaro when the store closed.. One day he bit he off more than he could chew when he smarted off to some corn fed brother who lit his face up. Dude could barely see enough through the blood to drive off.

[RossValoryRocks]

Yup...in a hand basket! But for LOTS of things besides this.

I don't think a drink in the face paid the ticket in full though...might wanna plow through a busy intersection while hopped up on some Stella, weed, and crack...that would do it...throwing a drink in a pan-handlers face I think just puts a small deposit on the ticket, holds your place in line as it were.

[Voyager]

Deano, your story reminded me of something we did in high school. It was like 98F degrees and humid and we were on our lunch break in junior year of high school cruising around the school smoking doobies for lunch. We saw some jocks running who were on the football team, and this stoner friend of mine in the back seat yelled "Turn this bitch around, there's that fucking jock punk who was picking on me in gym class earlier today!" I spun my '73 Chevy wagon around at his direction and we were facing the group of jocks running towards us on the same side of the street. Out of nowhere, my stoner friend tossed a full XL ice water from McD's right into this kid's bare chest at 35MPH, and it dropped him flat as several of his fellow runners tripped over him and each other. As we sped away at 60MPH, I was yelling WTF!!!@ my stoner friend, and he was laughing his ass off.

[SteveForever]

That's right folks, I just was booked on a ONE WAY trip to............................Hell.

Let me tell you how I became so lucky to take this upcoming journey.

Yesterday at lunch, I was at the drive up window at Burger King, awaiting my Whopper with cheese, add mustard value meal, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and a large Coke. EVERY time I pull out of that place, there is a homeless black guy at the end of the drive out lane and the entry to Pico Blvd. That sonofabitch always has his hand out for change/money. Everytime I say something to him in the form of "get a job" or "fuck you ya lazy bastard" or even the "fuck off and die" comment. This time, I had had enough. Just a bad tiring day at work, and I wasn't about to give this non working choad any money.

So I eased out from the window and saw the bastard standing there about 30 feet away, anticipating my arrival. I looked down and saw a watered down soda from yesterday's KFC.....it contained no ice and was about 2/3rds full(I hate Pepsi, that's why it wasn't empty). So I deftly popped the plastic lid off one handed while continuing to ease down to the curb to where Mr. "I am not working ever" was standing. As soon as I got up to him, I leaned my head out the window, smiling, like I was going to chuck him a few quarters or something....instead, when he took a step towards me, I threw my watered down KFC Pepsi right square in his grill....I immediatley turned right onto Pico and hauled ass away, all the while looking in the rear view mirror, laughing hysterically. That sorry fucker was all pissed off, wiping the soda off his hair and face!

I have seen this piece of shit twice since then and continue to hurl abuse his way when I pass him on the street. I am not afraid of him at all, as I can take him, but you know how these fuckers roll....they may have guns or knives. Whatever, I am going to get him again someway somehow. I am thinking of driving through the big puddle on the street that he stands next to while begging for change, splashing that sonofabitch fron head to toe!

How do you know what his real life circumstances are? Man, did you just confirm that you can be an asshole in real life too? Fuck, dude, was that really necessary?

Oh spare me. Look at all the right wing bleeding hearts coming out of the woodwork? Dude, I actually misspoke...the guy is NOT homeless, he just acts and looks like it. He carries a cane around, and then as soon as nobody is watching, he walks just fine. Secondly, this clown has gold chains around his neck and a real nice cell phone. This guy also pisses on the restaraunt itself, when no one is in the drive thru. The cops come all the time, and he is usually drinkiing a 40.

Screw you guys. LOL at all your "compassion." Give me a break. This guy deserved what he got and if I see that fuck again, he'll get more too.

He hassles every car that passes him up...yelling at poor housewives/moms.

How come every single time you don't agree with someone on here you call them a Republican or right wing?
That makes no sense....but its good that you can come to confession on Melodic Rock and we do absolve you of your sins my brother~....
Now say a couple of hail Ronald Reagans and drink your Stellas like a good boy.

[S2M]

Hmmmm....I would say the worst thing *I* ever did was when I was working 3rd shift in the Pass Office in Minot, ND....There were 2 of us working and we were bored....so I came up with this, at the time, cool idea of running through the phone book and looking for an entry where both names were listed, like - Mike and Carrie Lewis...etc. So I would dial the number, and if a male answered say, 'Is Carrie there?' and I would get the typical response - 'Do you know what time it is, who's this?!' And I would say - 'WHO'S THIS?!'...and it never failed with this response - "This is her husband, WHO'S THIS?!'

Then I'd say - "Oh shit, she didn't tell me she was married!!!!", then hang up....and we'd be laughing for the whole shift....