OT: Latest McCain Rumor...

[Tito]

This would be the dream team!

[RedWingFan]

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Bingo. I see a lot of beautiful America (red) and pockets of filth (blue).

Hey I live in a piece of that filth!!!!

[Don]

This would be the dream team!

Did BJG or MG help you with that?

[Tito]

I do all of my own work.

[RedWingFan]

Here's a snippet of what Rush had to say today.

"There is nothing Barack Obama could teach Sarah Palin, but he would have all kinds of questions for her: 'Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? Are all NRA members as pretty as you are? Is hunting scary? Do you bait your own hooks? When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date?'"

[Arkansas]

Here's a snippet of what Rush had to say today.

"There is nothing Barack Obama could teach Sarah Palin, but he would have all kinds of questions for her: 'Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? Are all NRA members as pretty as you are? Is hunting scary? Do you bait your own hooks? When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date?'"

You left out that he'd have to call her 'sweetie' at least a dozen times.


later~

[RedWingFan]

Here's a snippet of what Rush had to say today.

"There is nothing Barack Obama could teach Sarah Palin, but he would have all kinds of questions for her: 'Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? Are all NRA members as pretty as you are? Is hunting scary? Do you bait your own hooks? When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date?'"

You left out that he'd have to call her 'sweetie' at least a dozen times.


later~

Okay here's a more in depth version. Love the last few lines.

I want to go over this experience business another way. To say that the libs are saying that Sarah Palin doesn't have any experience. Neither does Obama. I want to illustrate that. Let's say that Obama and Sarah Palin got together. What are some of the questions that Sarah Palin would have for Senator Obama? I can't think of anything he could teach her. What, however, could she teach him? So, Senator Obama's first question would be: Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? And are all NRA members as pretty as you are? Second question, Obama to Sarah Palin: Is hunting scary? And when you go fishing, do you bait your own hooks? I mean you could cut your finger doing that. Do you do it yourself? Next question, Obama to Sarah Palin: When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date? You mean you had the baby? You really had the baby? Question number four: What's it like to be a governor, Mrs. Palin? Do you worry that you're going to be held responsible for your decisions?

Question number five, Obama to Sarah Palin: Did you believe all that garbage that we've said about women at the Democrat convention? Are you worried that breaking the glass ceiling will just make a big mess? Question number six, from Obama to Sarah Palin: Is it fun or scary to ride a snowmobile? Don't you get cold? Question number seven, Obama to Sarah Palin: Is it scary to live so close to the Russians? Question number eight, Obama to Sarah Palin: Your son's in the army. Did you teach him how to shoot guns? Question number nine, Obama to Sarah Palin: Since you're a former sports broadcaster, if I bet on a football game, can I call you for advice? Question number ten, Obama to Sarah Palin: Come on, tell me the truth. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Algore says we're destroying the planet, but your husband works in that business. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Well, I don't know what Sarah Palin would ask Obama. She wouldn't want a sweetheart mortgage. That's the thing. Mr. Obama, could you tell me how to get a sweetheart mortgage or maybe get some crook friend to sell me, you know, a little strip of his land before market value? She wouldn't ask that question. Obama did. She might reference it in a debate if it comes up.

[Saint John]

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Bingo. I see a lot of beautiful America (red) and pockets of filth (blue).

Hey I live in a piece of that filth!!!!

So do I!!! I want out!!!

[Rhiannon]

Future VP walking!!

[The_Noble_Cause]

OR you could look at the alternative... a guy, doing his job over here plugging along for love of our country who has been comparatively scandal-free since day one....

LOL.
McCain's rise to fame coincided with his involvement in the Keating Five scandal.
His public service record was forged in graft.
And though he ran as Goldwater's heir apparent, by all accounts, Goldwater, one of Conservatism's forefathers, had no stomach for him.

[Lula]

i've been waiting for the keating 5

[The_Noble_Cause]

Okay here's a more in depth version. Love the last few lines.

I want to go over this experience business another way. To say that the libs are saying that Sarah Palin doesn't have any experience. Neither does Obama. I want to illustrate that. Let's say that Obama and Sarah Palin got together. What are some of the questions that Sarah Palin would have for Senator Obama? I can't think of anything he could teach her. What, however, could she teach him? So, Senator Obama's first question would be: Can you show me the proper and safe way to handle and fire a gun? And are all NRA members as pretty as you are? Second question, Obama to Sarah Palin: Is hunting scary? And when you go fishing, do you bait your own hooks? I mean you could cut your finger doing that. Do you do it yourself? Next question, Obama to Sarah Palin: When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date? You mean you had the baby? You really had the baby? Question number four: What's it like to be a governor, Mrs. Palin? Do you worry that you're going to be held responsible for your decisions?

Question number five, Obama to Sarah Palin: Did you believe all that garbage that we've said about women at the Democrat convention? Are you worried that breaking the glass ceiling will just make a big mess? Question number six, from Obama to Sarah Palin: Is it fun or scary to ride a snowmobile? Don't you get cold? Question number seven, Obama to Sarah Palin: Is it scary to live so close to the Russians? Question number eight, Obama to Sarah Palin: Your son's in the army. Did you teach him how to shoot guns? Question number nine, Obama to Sarah Palin: Since you're a former sports broadcaster, if I bet on a football game, can I call you for advice? Question number ten, Obama to Sarah Palin: Come on, tell me the truth. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Algore says we're destroying the planet, but your husband works in that business. Can we really drill for oil and not destroy the planet? Well, I don't know what Sarah Palin would ask Obama. She wouldn't want a sweetheart mortgage. That's the thing. Mr. Obama, could you tell me how to get a sweetheart mortgage or maybe get some crook friend to sell me, you know, a little strip of his land before market value? She wouldn't ask that question. Obama did. She might reference it in a debate if it comes up.

Be sure to include the part today where Rush repeated the lie that Biden had cut funding for the troops, despite the fact that Biden's own son is set to be deployed any day now.
And you wonder why the Fairness Doctrine needs to be reinstated?

[7 Wishes]

Well, scandals committed by Republicans (the war in Iraq, Bush's deliberate lies, Grenada, Iran-Contra, Halliburton, to name a few) are done for the good of the country, and even though illegal, are not, since they are committed by Republicans, who are the only people in America smart enough to save us idiotic Democrats from ourselves and protect us via interventionism and pre-emptivism.

Democrat scumbags like Clinton, who lied about getting a blowjob, are the real criminals. Obama should be thrown in jail for having the audacity to suggest BUsh's policies have been a colossal failure (which they have in the eyes of 70% of the country and the entire rest of the known world).

Thank you, Republicans, for doing what needs to be done and ignoring the letter of the law.

[Since 78]

Well, scandals committed by Republicans (the war in Iraq, Bush's deliberate lies, Grenada, Iran-Contra, Halliburton, to name a few) are done for the good of the country, and even though illegal, are not, since they are committed by Republicans, who are the only people in America smart enough to save us idiotic Democrats from ourselves and protect us via interventionism and pre-emptivism.

Democrat scumbags like Clinton, who lied about getting a blowjob, are the real criminals. Obama should be thrown in jail for having the audacity to suggest BUsh's policies have been a colossal failure (which they have in the eyes of 70% of the country and the entire rest of the known world).

Thank you, Republicans, for doing what needs to be done and ignoring the letter of the law.

You're Welcome!!! It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!

[7 Wishes]

Well, I prefer the "Action Via Inaction" method perfected by Dukakis, Mondale, and Kerry. It gets nothing done a whole lot more quickly.

[Since 78]

Well, I prefer the "Action Via Inaction" method perfected by Dukakis, Mondale, and Kerry. It gets nothing done a whole lot more quickly.

[conversationpc]

OR you could look at the alternative... a guy, doing his job over here plugging along for love of our country who has been comparatively scandal-free since day one....

LOL.
McCain's rise to fame coincided with his involvement in the Keating Five scandal.
His public service record was forged in graft.
And though he ran as Goldwater's heir apparent, by all accounts, Goldwater, one of Conservatism's forefathers, had no stomach for him.

I don't much like McCain, either, but it is important to note that he was cleared of wrongdoing in the Keating 5 scandal and that three other Senators were found to have interfered with the investigation.