OT: Signs You Are Old

by **LLL** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:06 am

1- You rely on email instead of Facebook or text messages and you actually check your voice mail.

2 - You wear a watch. "A naked wrist has become as emblematic of youth as ungray hair and a perky butt."

3 - Lunchtime finds you brown bagging it at work.

4 - You drink Cosmopolitans, which apparently are considered the official drink of menopausal women.

5 - You tell a cashier "Wait I think I have exact change."

6 - You DON'T wax "you know where."

This is was in the paper yesterday and only a partial list based on the postings at this site:

http://www.hownottoactold.com

by **Deb** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:08 am

LLL wrote:5 - You tell a cashier "Wait I think I have exact change."

Bahaha.......I did that this morning! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:25 am

Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

by **Deb** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:11 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

And what, pray tell, is that dvd little Wy man has a grip on in your AV? Can't read it, and his arm's across the picture? :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:07 am

Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

And what, pray tell, is that dvd little Wy man has a grip on in your AV? Can't read it, and his arm's across the picture?

Bruce live in Barcelona. Voted best ever live dvd. No editing, pure live.

by **artist4perry** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:25 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

And what, pray tell, is that dvd little Wy man has a grip on in your AV? Can't read it, and his arm's across the picture?

Bruce live in Barcelona. Voted best ever live dvd. No editing, pure live.

RD your baby is adorable.

Yes I am being sweet again, and you can bite my butt, you oversized shovel handed, low life, sorry excuse of a son! :wink:

Better?

by **Deb** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:36 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

And what, pray tell, is that dvd little Wy man has a grip on in your AV? Can't read it, and his arm's across the picture?

Bruce live in Barcelona. Voted best ever live dvd. No editing, pure live.

Is it from 2002? There is also other Barcelona clips from 2008, etc. up on youtube. Found this one, one of my fave songs of his, the guy is definitely full of piss and vinegar.....quite liked that performance of that song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PSGhuT_gCk And I can believe it is pure live, there is no vocal cover on the parts where he sounds a little winded.

by **portland** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:37 am

artist4perry wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:4- You don't wax "down there"

Bahaha.......I did that this morning!

Nice Deb! I knew you had it in you.

And what, pray tell, is that dvd little Wy man has a grip on in your AV? Can't read it, and his arm's across the picture?

Bruce live in Barcelona. Voted best ever live dvd. No editing, pure live.

RD your baby is adorable.

Yes I am being sweet again, and you can bite my butt, you oversized shovel handed, low life, sorry excuse of a son!
Better?

Ginger I don't think you have it in you!!! That was a great effort!!! I could go there with him....but I don't think that I would respect myself in the morning :wink:

by **artist4perry** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:48 am

No I guess I lack RD's finesse. :lol:

I don't do well to tell people off. I guess I am too much of a softie.

I know Boring. Get over it RD. Mom is not very good at this. Forgive me anyway. :wink:

by **LLL** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:02 am

artist4perry wrote:No I guess I lack RD's finesse. I don't do well to tell people off. I guess I am too much of a softie.

I know Boring. Get over it RD. Mom is not very good at this. Forgive me anyway.

We love you just the way you are Ginger. Your "softness" is needed here to balance out Deano's ...........well whatever that is he is. :shock:

by **portland** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am

LLL wrote:
artist4perry wrote:No I guess I lack RD's finesse. I don't do well to tell people off. I guess I am too much of a softie.

I know Boring. Get over it RD. Mom is not very good at this. Forgive me anyway.

We love you just the way you are Ginger. Your "softness" is needed here to balance out Deano's ...........well whatever that is he is.

There really is not a word that fits the bill is there Lauren!!! :wink:

by **Deb** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:06 pm

LLL wrote:
artist4perry wrote:No I guess I lack RD's finesse. I don't do well to tell people off. I guess I am too much of a softie.

I know Boring. Get over it RD. Mom is not very good at this. Forgive me anyway.

We love you just the way you are Ginger. Your "softness" is needed here to balance out Deano's ...........well whatever that is he is.

Yep, you're definitely not boring Ging. MR needs all kinds of people to make it tick so interestingly. What would really be boring, is if we all thought and acted the same way. :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:24 am

Deb wrote:
LLL wrote:
artist4perry wrote:No I guess I lack RD's finesse. I don't do well to tell people off. I guess I am too much of a softie.

I know Boring. Get over it RD. Mom is not very good at this. Forgive me anyway.

We love you just the way you are Ginger. Your "softness" is needed here to balance out Deano's ...........well whatever that is he is.

Yep, you're definitely not boring Ging. MR needs all kinds of people to make it tick so interestingly. What would really be boring, is if we all thought and acted the same way.

Awwwwwwwww thanks ladies!

Deano said he was going to start calling me mom. So I am going to call him son. But if he were my son I would give him the paddling of his life.............. :twisted:

But since he is only my honorary son, I will shrug my shoulders and say my Ex ruined him! LOL! Now there is a funny visual. I am 5'2" tall, Deano is what? 6'3" tall? Me giving him a wooping. LOL!