10% OF YOUR MEMORY IS THE FIRST CONCERT YOU EVER SAW, 10% OF YOUR FACE IS YOUR LEFT EYE, ONLY 10% OF THE FLOOR IN YOUR CAR IS VISIBLE, 10% OF YOUR PAYCHECK IS WAY TOO SMALL, 10% OF YOUR HANDS IS YOUR THUMB, 10% OF NOVEMBER RAIN STILL SUCKS, 10% OF YOU IS STILL CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THANKSGIVING IS, 10% OF THE TIME YOUR VAN STARTS WHEN YOU WANT IT TO. 10% OF YOU WANTS TO TELL YOUR SINGER HE'S REALLY, REALLY, BAD, YOU'VE MET 10% OF YOUR "FRIEND'S" ON MYSPACE, YOU WISH 10% OF THE WORLD LOVED BIZ MARKIE LIKE YOU DO, IF ONLY 10% OF YOU HAD THE GUTS TO TALK TO THAT GIRL, 10% OF YOU STILL LOVES JOURNEY, 10% OF YOU WANTS TO SLAP THE "PROMOTER" FOR PAYING YOU IN DRINK TICKETS AGAIN, IF ONLY YOU COULD GET 10% OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS BACK, YOU SPEND 10% OF YOUR WORK DAY TRYING TO FIND THE GIRL YOU TOOK TO THE PROM ON THE INTERNET, 10% OF THE GUEST LIST ARE BLOOD-SUCKING LEECHES, YOU ONLY KNOW 10% OF "INFORMER" AND 10% OF YOU DOESN'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD, 10% OF YOU REMEMBERS WHEN THERE WAS A CHANNEL THAT ONLY PLAYED MUSIC VIDEOS, 10% OF THE TIME YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR OWN BED, 10% OF YOUR GAS STATION SANDWICH IS ALWAYS SOGGY....
AND ON FRIDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 42TH, BETWEEN 7 AND 10AM, GET AN ADDITIONAL 10% OFF YOUR ENTIRE PURCHASE DURING THE BIGGEST ONE DAY SAVINGS EVENT OF THE YEAR.
GUITAR GENTER
THE MUSICIAN'S CHOICE
This is a funny ad, but I must take exception to their diss of Journey!!! I guess we're all only 10%'er's!!!
I say we flood the guitar center with nasty email's and picket their store's this Friday!! 
