Andrew, Get outta the House, Dude!

[Rockindeano]

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

[lights1961]

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

just flipped to espn2 ...yep.. nice body on Maria... always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime.. but Steffie Graff, and Monica Seles... now they were hot!!

[Liam]

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

only you, dude.

Gotta say...since Maria...alls I can say is "GODDAMN I LIKE TENNIS".

[Tom Jrnyfn]

The screaming they do is cool too..Close your eyes and listen.

[Rockindeano]

always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

[ohsosoto]

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

is that with or without your splint?

[Carlitto H@kk]

always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

Dem bitches scare the fuck outa me!
And they add absolutley ZERO to the wood-factor for me.
But Maria and that little whore, Anna K...

Those 2 need to meet up at center court,
ram eachothers' tongues down their throats
and proceed to do what naughty, naked girls do
together for about 5 hours straight on live television!!!

[Natalie]

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

This explains why Kirk is intently watching women's tennis-I think the house could burn down around him right now and he wouldn't notice!

[stevew2]

They should play in thongs only. Them things are so short anyway

[Its Me]

always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

Dem bitches scare the fuck outa me!
And they add absolutley ZERO to the wood-factor for me.
But Maria and that little whore, Anna K...

Those 2 need to meet up at center court,
ram eachothers' tongues down their throats
and proceed to do what naughty, naked girls do
together for about 5 hours straight on live television!!![/quote]




Now that I would love to see!!!!!

[Scarab Pilot]

Women's sand volleyball does it for me.

[zino]

Gotta love Natile Gulbis on the LPGA

Sharapova is smoking and the grunts she makes will hitting a tennis ball, imagine if she was..............................

[larryfromnextdoor]

womens tennis 1940's...