OT: Finally... A Cop Around When You Need One

[T-Bone]

I was driving to work this afternoon and had the pleasure of having a fuckwit in front of me who couldn't stay in his own lane to save his life. He drove in both lanes for most of the time and then would drift to the outside lane and past that until he'd hit the warning bumps, and then veer back. This went on all the way up the highway. I finally got to my turn to go up and over the hill to my work, but the idiot turned as well.

I decided, before I'm stuck behind an accident, I'm going to get around this idiot. He took the right turn to go up the hill wide and ended up halfway in the oncoming traffic lane and then veered back into the outside lane of the 2 going up the hill. I canned on it to get around him, but he came back and drove in the middle most of the way up the hill. I layed on the horn and he went back to the outside lane.

I got around him just in time for him to swerve into the oncoming lane again. Luckily, no traffic coming. We got down the hill. and all the time I had been watching him to see where he was, and he was all over the place. I got my cell phone out and had his license plate number. I got to my turn again, and again, he took it wide and ended up in oncoming traffic lane. I had the police number dialed, and before I could send it, there was the Police Durango coming towards me.

I looked back and dipshit was half in the oncoming lane and then swerved back to the outside lane of the 2 lanes again. The Police Durango flipped around pretty quick and nailed him.

All those times Ive thought to myself, "why is there never a cop around when you need one?", and finally one is

Tomorrow's paper should be good

[StevePerryHair]

I'm married to one and I still ask that question everyday

[NealIsGod]

I had the police number dialed, and before I could send it, there was the Police Durango coming towards me.

You must have been near a donut shop.

[StevePerryHair]

I had the police number dialed, and before I could send it, there was the Police Durango coming towards me.

You must have been near a donut shop.

Or a Starbuck's! (they've taken a step up in the world!)