On a Lighter Note!!!

[sindee67]

3 Southerner and 3 Yankees

One morning, 3 Southerners and 3 Yankees were in a ticket counter line at a train station. The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asked one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from Kentucky

All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down, but the three Southerners crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please."

The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment, the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answered the three Southern boys in unison.
When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a toilet and the three Southerners crammed into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were hiding.
The Southerner knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how
the Yankees ever won the war.

[Rhiannon]

Damn straight!

[Liam]

FUCK YEA.

[sindee67]

I thought we could use a little humor!!!
Glad ya'll like it!
Wanna some more?

Subject: Girls' night out.

Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married......
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight".
He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped
over the coffee table and farted."

[CatEyes]

So sindee ..... it seems to me that the second one might be from experience, nez pas?

[Andrew]

I got a great laugh from this...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485/ch ... rank_call/

[chickpea]

I got a great laugh from this...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485/ch ... rank_call/

That's AWESOME!!

[sindee67]

OMG!!! THAT WAS JUST W-R-O-N-G, WRONG!!!!!!
Ok, speaking of WRONG!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlznnJR-lU

[bluejeangirl76]

Hilarious, sindee! You always have great ones.

And the cheating husband one... oh man, that was just mean!

[whocares]

Andy, that one's a classic. I never tire of hearing this fine piece of entertainment.

It sounded fake to me form the first time I heard it, and I still think it is, but it entertains me still.

[Perry86fan]

You go girl ROLL TIDE!