Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". A car pulled up and she got out, buttoning her blouse and straightening herself up.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?
Signed,
Perplexed
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by Rick » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:15 am
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Rick » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:18 am
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia
and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is
currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her that my distant cousin
voted for Bush?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia
and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is
currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her that my distant cousin
voted for Bush?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Rick » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:32 am
Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Liam » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:34 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
NAW...NOT PRYOR.
Liam
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by Rick » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:38 am
Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
NAW...NOT PRYOR.
Yeah, I think maybe once at a party or something.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Liam » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:40 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
NAW...NOT PRYOR.
Yeah, I think maybe once at a party or something.
I'm BETTING it was an accident.
Liam
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by Rick » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:05 am
Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
NAW...NOT PRYOR.
Yeah, I think maybe once at a party or something.
I'm BETTING it was an accident.
Yeah, when it blew up in his face. lol
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Liam » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:23 am
Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Rick wrote:Liam wrote:Speaking of crack...have you been smoking some, bro???
Negative brother, but I think that guy in my av experimented with it a little.
NAW...NOT PRYOR.
Yeah, I think maybe once at a party or something.
I'm BETTING it was an accident.
Yeah, when it blew up in his face. lol
Liam
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