1) The Wombat is the lord of thine messageboard. Thou shalt not fuck with the Wombat.
2) Thou shalt not fuck with T-bone either, lest thou fucketh with the Wombat by proxy.
3) Thou shalt not fuck with oldtimers by calling them out, lest thou be named Troll forevermore.
4) Honor thy lead guitarist and keyboardist has been removed. Do as thou wish.
5) Thou shalt not slander Perry as he is the VOICE. Nor shalt thou slander Gregg Rolie or JSS.
6) Thou shalt not bear false witness against fellow members and say bullshit about them.
7) Thou shalt not ask what happened about Tapegate without doing a search first.
8. Thou shalt not suggest yet another lead singer replacement without naming the name. Puteth up or shuteth up.
9) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors avatar unless you praise them on high publically
10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Melodicrockfest tickets. Get thine own.