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Postby Rockindeano » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:40 am

I am in tears from laughing so hard. All you desk jockeys who don't do a fuckin' thing all day will love this guy.

Tucker Max.

http://www.tuckermax.com/

Read the Blow Job Follies first. I am literally crying from laughing so hard.
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Postby Rockindeano » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:42 am

Here is one story...a teaser..

The Phantom Menace


One time when I was visiting some friends and family in DC, I went out drinking and ended up going home with a girl. I'll be honest: this girl was not attractive. But she was into me, and she was there, and perhaps most importantly--she just gave off a blowjob vibe. You know the type; they aren't good looking or exceptional in any way, but they just give off a look that says "I suck dick like I made it up.'

I was pretty drunk when we got back to her place, but that didn't seem to faze her. We didn't even make it to the bedroom. She grabbed me right as we came in the door, undid my pants as she pushed me onto her white sofa and knelt on the ground in front of me, working me right there in her living room.

My god was I right: She blew me away, literally and figuratively. She must have spent at least 20 minutes fellating me, never once taking her mouth off my penis, slurping at the exact right moments in the exact right places. She was so good my ankles even started sweating. God bless whoever taught her.

As soon as she finished, she went to the bathroom to wash out her mouth (she's one of those), and I stood up to rifle through my pants pocket and get a condom when I saw the sofa: there was a HUGE skid mark prominently displayed on her WHITE sofa.

I laughed at first. Then I remembered that she drove me to her place...and she lived a good 30 minutes away from where I was staying. As the thought of having to hitchhike 45 miles walked through my mind, she appeared out of the bathroom. Fuck.

Thinking fast, I put my pants on the sofa and romantically whisked her into her bedroom, where I had to fuck her at least 3 or 4 times to get to go to sleep. Once she was safely out, I snuck out of her room and flipped the cushion.

I wonder if she ever found that stain.
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Postby Deb » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:57 am

Hmmm, he writes like somebody else we know. :wink: :lol:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:02 am

Deb1 wrote:Hmmm, he writes like somebody else we know. :wink: :lol:


Deb1 wrote:Hmmm, he writes like somebody else we know. :wink: :lol:


yea , i just noticed that!! ,, i skipped the thread ,, i thought the title said..You must read this, GUFF..
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Postby Deb » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:10 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote: i thought the title said..You must read this, GUFF..


No way! That's what I read at first glance too. The tricks your eyes play on you eh? :lol:
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Postby belar » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:26 am

That's pretty funny
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:51 am

Deb1 wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote: i thought the title said..You must read this, GUFF..


No way! That's what I read at first glance too. The tricks your eyes play on you eh? :lol:



:shock: I did too.
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Postby Sassie » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:42 am

Deb1 wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote: i thought the title said..You must read this, GUFF..


No way! That's what I read at first glance too. The tricks your eyes play on you eh? :lol:




This is weird that is what I thought too.
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Re: You MUST read this Guys Stuff

Postby Loneman1 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:09 am

RockinDeano wrote:I am in tears from laughing so hard. All you desk jockeys who don't do a fuckin' thing all day will love this guy.

Tucker Max.

http://www.tuckermax.com/

Read the Blow Job Follies first. I am literally crying from laughing so hard.


Hehe, yea, I found this dude probably a year or so ago. Even bought his book and had it autographed. His stories are fucking classic!!!
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Postby Andrew » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:46 am

Why would I want this shit on my board?
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