What will it Take?

[Rockindeano]

Along the same lines of Laura the Freaks "Dream" thread, I have a dream also. What will it take to get all these fucking Loons to wake up and smell the chlorine bleach? Jesus, it is downright embarrassing to see the shit you freaks type out. Poor Steve Perry. It's no wonder he stays hidden underneath a blanket down on San Diego Way. The poor guy probably reads all the crap you Loons regurgitate and is scared shitless. A "Dream" of Steve and Neal in a pizza place? What?...that is an all time retarded post.

Journey's last Press Conference in San Francisco-

I would rather dream of Journey retiring and Friga whimpering into the television monitor how everything fell apart, as they strived for integrity and longed for that legacy sound again, and he just cannot understand why the Journey train had come completely off the tracks. "It's just so unfair...tears flowing like Niagra fucking Falls now...The reporter starts to crack a grin, then smile, and is laughing in the Frigs face.......

Meanwhile, Schon is over on the side trying to bone the hot Asian reporter. However, when a gust of wind comes up from a passing truck on the adjacent highway, Neal's lettuce blows up and off his dome! Scared shitless, Yoko Onomoto runs the fuck outta there....over to none other than the best average white bass player to ever play on the big stage, Mr. Ross Valory. She takes one look at his pumice stone grill and freaks out. Badly in need of some grout for his uneven face, Valory is speechless. He shrugs, and takes another hit off the Coke can bong. Meanwhile, drummer Deen is nowhere to be found...as is the norm. There is your state of the former band known as Journey.

I can't believe I loved this band last year...How the mighty have fallen, eh? The face(s) in the mirror knows the crime...

Steve Perry must be laughing his ass off at these retards.

[*Laura]

Admit it.I inspire you.

[Rockindeano]

Admit it.I inspire you.

Yeah, to leap the fuck off a cliff maybe.

[*Laura]

Admit it.I inspire you.

Yeah, to leap the fuck off a cliff maybe.

That's what I meant.And the hot dog will make you faster.

[StoneCold]

[quote="RockinDeano"]

...over to none other than the best average white bass player to ever play on the big stage, Mr. Ross Valory. .[/quote]

Hilarious. That's a perfect description of Ross.

He should of been the bass player for the Average White Band.

Wait, maybe he was / is.

[JrnySuxBalls]

Steve Perry must be laughing his ass off at these retards.

Yup. Altho he probably wishes they'd get it back up & running somehow so he could get his cut from the
next State Fair tour.

[Rockindeano]

SP doesn't get "cuts" any longer.

[bluejeangirl76]

Steve Perry must be laughing his ass off at these retards.

Which retards? Journey, or all the questionables crying in their cocoa that he hasn't returned, might return, will certainly return, had a vision he would return, or saw his profile in their morning toast and started a whole thread about how it means he WILL return?

Never mind. I think I just answered my own question.

[*Laura]

Steve Perry must be laughing his ass off at these retards.

Which retards? Journey, or all the questionables crying in their cocoa that he hasn't returned, might return, will certainly return, had a vision he would return, or saw his profile in their morning toast and started a whole thread about how it means he WILL return?

Never mind. I think I just answered my own question.

Oh,I just knew you were a smart cookie.

Wait...I just had a vision...Aren't you the same bluejeangirl moderating a pure breed loon site while posting a scintillating,mind-blowing thread with fuzzy pictures of Stephen making a cameo apearance in a Roswell episode on another?

Nevermind,I just answered my own question.

[Rockindeano]

Weird...Laura, you are Fucking weird.