OT: Senior Dating

by **Rick** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:39 am

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know
you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about
him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit and he brings
me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's
there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just
died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and
he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
new dress and his his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no! I'm just saying, wear an old dress."