brywool wrote:chf34jmac wrote:Why should we care what they think Bry? They obviously could give a rat's ass about our opinions.
Now I'm off to the carousel. Free ticket included with the five star package!
Oh, I don't care what they think. But it would be interesting to be a fly on the wall when Neal and Jon are huddled around their 14" monitor hooked up to their Commodore 64 in the dark reading Melodic Rock. Remember, only a few geeks use the internet and so Jon and Neal, being SO cool haven't kept up with the technology like us geeks here have.
JON: Hey Bro, let's look at Melodic Rock!
NEAL: Okay. Hey, does this TV get Speed Racer?
JON: No Neal, that's a "Com-put-er". Can you say that word?
NEAL: "Com..." what? Oh, yeah, "Com-pact-er". How come the words are just green?
JON: Because it's the web and it's in colour, isn't it NEAT?
NEAL: Wow, yeah. Can I have a bowl of Lucky Charms?
JON: Sure Neal, but the prize in the box is mine.
NEAL: You got it LAST time!
JON: You just don't understand me and how sensitive I am... (*sniff*) FINE! You keep it. The next one's mine!
NEAL: Hey, after we read Melodic Rock, we should give Prank Phone calls to Perry!
JON: AWESOME DUDE!!!!! WHOOHOOO!!!!
NEAL: Geez, these guys on Melodic Rock sure hate Augeri. That's okay, me too. He would always stand in front of me on stage. I hate that guy. He couldn't even do 5 shows in a row!
JON: Look what they say about Jeff! Man, they liked him. I sure didn't. His hair was always messy and his jeans were always torn. Who did he think he was Kirk Crobrane?? Geez.
NEAL: Wow, they all liked him.... Can we watch Speed Racer now?
JON: I thought you wanted to Prank Perry!?
NEAL: OH YEAH! I forgot! Look here, what does "M-I-D-G-E-T" mean??
JON: I have no idea. I think it's a type of MP7 player.
NEAL: Oh, okay. People are saying I'm one of those. I don't get it.
JON: Me Neither...
NEAL: Hand me the phone! (Dials.... phone ringing is heard)
STEVE PERRY (cautiously): "......Hello?"
NEAL: *snigger*...*giggle*...*laughs* and hangs up.
JON: GAWD YOU'RE A WUS!!!
NEAL: I TRIED, but I laughed!
JON: What? No, I was reading a Melodic Rock Post...
NEAL: Turn it to Speed Racer!
fade out....
Your new theme song is Too Much Time On My Hands, dude.
Funny shit, though. Good job.
