GO SOX in '07!! LOL
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A family of Red Sox fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Yankees jersey and says to his older sister, 'I've decided to become a Yankees fan and I would like this Yankees jersey for my birthday.'
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, 'Go talk to mother.'
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. 'Mom?' 'Yes, son?' 'I've decided I'm going to be a Yankees fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday.'
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, 'Go talk to your father!'
Off he goes with the Yankees jersey in hand and finds his father. 'Dad?' 'Yes, son?' 'I've decided I'm going to be a Yankees fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday.'
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, 'No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!'
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading toward home. The father turns to his son and says 'Son, I hope you've learned something today?'
The son says, 'Yes, Dad, I have.'
'Good! And what is it you learned?'
The son replies, 'I've only been a Yankees fan for an hour and I already hate you Red Sox bastards!'
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cubs!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, 'This is for the Cardinals!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Yankees fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Red Sox fan off the mountain.
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A Yankees fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Red Sox fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Red Sox shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest.
'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Red Sox fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Red Sox fan.'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'
