OT-Why I Hate Dr. Phil and the Media In General

[7 Wishes]

Just tell him you're calling from the Welfare office about his supposed anal cyst disability than enabled him to collect government checks for six years while he sat on his enormous ass, eating potato chips and watching TV. Tell him the records indicate he shouldn't have been 1-Y'd or 4-F'd in the first place, and that it nullifies his disability claim and he owes the state of Kansas $56,522.

[Rockindeano]

Dean, your story is horribly politically incorrect and vulgar...but funny as hell.

That was the boozing bastard from Hell Dean, 15 yrs ago. And if I may ask, why is it Politically incorrect?

[Rhiannon]

Dean, your story is horribly politically incorrect and vulgar...but funny as hell.

That was the boozing bastard from Hell Dean, 15 yrs ago. And if I may ask, why is it Politically incorrect?

You said "ass-gasket"... they prefer to be called "sanitary seat covers".

[Rockindeano]

Dean, your story is horribly politically incorrect and vulgar...but funny as hell.

That was the boozing bastard from Hell Dean, 15 yrs ago. And if I may ask, why is it Politically incorrect?

You said "ass-gasket"... they prefer to be called "sanitary seat covers".

That story was 100% true.

[7 Wishes]

[And if I may ask, why is it Politically incorrect?

Did you see the Simpsons episode where Krusty tries to make a standup comeback and does his Jerry Lewis-like "Chinaman" impersonation, right down to the "mee like-ah the flied lice" and "mee so solly". THAT'S why.

[Rip Rokken]

No. After waiting on hold for 133 mins, the screener says, "try back."

What?

Trust me, I am not done with that cocksucker.

Be sure to record it if you get on!

[Rockindeano]

Enough with the Dokken Avatars! Gives me the heevie geevies.