OT: George Carlin on Flying on the Airlines...Funny Shit!

by **Enigma869** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:19 am

This is worth listening to. Anyone who has ever flown anywhere will find his commentary on the "safety lecture" hilarious. His safety lecture starts at minute 3:00! Enjoy! Carlin is as good as it gets, in comedy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW6NHbWX0E

John from Boston

by **Gordon from Edinburgh** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:52 am

Enigma869 wrote:This is worth listening to. Anyone who has ever flown anywhere will find his commentary on the "safety lecture" hilarious. His safety lecture starts at minute 3:00! Enjoy! Carlin is as good as it gets, in comedy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW6NHbWX0E

John from Boston

Pretty good stuff John!

by **Perrydise** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:15 am

Carlin is one of the best.

by **Saint John** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:54 am

I have this on VHS. It's from the late 80's I believe.

by **Lula** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:04 pm

I love George Carlin!

by **Saint John** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:10 pm

Lula wrote:I love George Carlin!

Me too!!! Off of the same tape mentioned in this thread is a tirade against golfers that is priceless. Not to mention that I hate golf. :twisted:

by **Enigma869** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:06 pm

Saint John wrote:Me too!!! Off of the same tape mentioned in this thread is a tirade against golfers that is priceless. Not to mention that I hate golf.

His golf tirade is classic Carlin. It goes something to the effect of..."You ever watch golf...it's like watching flies fuck. Think about the intellect it takes to play this game. You hit a ball with a crooked stick...walk after it...and hit it again! I say, pick it up asshole. You're lucky you found the fucking thing. Put it in your pocket and go home...you're a winner"! I've been a Carlin fan forever. The guy is a brilliant comedian and makes me piss myself laughing, every time I listen to him!

John from Boston

by **Saint John** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:08 pm

Enigma869 wrote:
Saint John wrote:Me too!!! Off of the same tape mentioned in this thread is a tirade against golfers that is priceless. Not to mention that I hate golf.

His golf tirade is classic Carlin. It goes something to the effect of..."You ever watch golf...it's like watching flies fuck. Think about the intellect it takes to play this game. You hit a ball with a crooked stick...walk after it...and hit it again! I say, pick it up asshole. You're lucky you found the fucking thing. Put it in your pocket and go home...you're a winner"! I've been a Carlin fan forever. The guy is a brilliant comedian and makes me piss myself laughing, every time I listen to him!

John from Boston

That is what he says verbatum as I know the whole thing by heart. :oops:

Another classic line is "Get on the plane, get on the plane." To which Carlin replies "Fuck you...I'm getting in the plane. Let Evil Kneivel get on the plane." :lol: