OT: The Zoo

[Uno_up]

(Sorry, not another Arnel thread)
Turns out these kids were taunting the tiger by shooting at it with slingshots and one even dangled his leg over the side of the wall. The kids are actually suing the zoo, hiring a high-powered attorney who defended both Micheal Jackson and Scott Pederson. Note to these kids: Both of these famous clients LOST!

The kids will win, only because we live in the most litigious society in the history of mankind, plus the required specs for the cage may not have been met. If I were the judge I'd rule that that zoo pay for only the kids medical bills, and then order the kids to go to rehab for idiots. They can share a room with Britney Spears.

[larryfromnextdoor]

Turns out these kids were taunting the tiger by shooting at it with slingshots and one even dangled his leg over the side of the wall.

where did you read this ? i cant find info on it...

[The Sushi Hunter]

Yeah, where did you get your information at? I'm living not too far from the Zoo and not even I've heard any such rumors at any of the coffee spots or sandwich shops in the area, which if this was speculated, would be talked about. Geragos tried to successfully defend Petterson who is one of America's most retarded criminals. Not even Geragos himself could pull that magic rabbit trick out from his ass and get him off the hook.

[larryfromnextdoor]

uno,, i guess you knew what you were talking about.. the victims were drunk and stoned and standing on the rail taunting the tiger ..

note to self concerning wild animals.......

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/0 ... r-case/?hp

[Enigma869]

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/mauling-vi ... 0000000001

[The Sushi Hunter]

Yeah, I read that today. They need to throw the book at those jackasses big time. Wonder what the defense lawyer is going to say now. A week or so ago, the defense lawyer was stating in the news that the only sane people at the zoo were the three idiots who were attacked. Not to worry, after this bullshit is over, the two brothers are going before the judge and jury for a completely different set of circumstances.

As for these morons who taunted the tiger, as a good friend of mine says: "Mess with the bull and your going to get the horns!"

[Rockindeano]

The sad thing is the cat is dead.

[chf34jmac]

This country needs to start throwing assholes to the lions like the Romans did. I see the first two candidates right there.

[Rockindeano]

OJ, Karl Rove, That Mexican dude who burned the Marine last week.

[chf34jmac]

Good list - The lions will never starve in this country for a lack of assholes.

[STORY_TELLER]

Those ASSHOLE "victims" are the real ANIMALS here. The only victim here was the CAT. They should toss the rest of the moron's into the cage and let the other tigers finish them off.

[The Sushi Hunter]

There was a segment on the news yesterday showing the funeral services for the one that was....as they say in The Shining....corrected. All the people attending who were friends and family were nothing but gang bangers, thugs and hoodlems. One great big attitude problem there. The tiger actually did something to these three that their parent's had failed to do which was teach them what it is to be accountable and responsible for their actions. They weren't used to that and so the tiger was trama to them, being accountable and responsible for their actions by being fucked up by the tiger was a total shock to their system.