A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
That poor dumb bastard, he never even heard the shot....
OT: Don't try this at home
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OT: Don't try this at home
by RossValoryRocks » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:46 am
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by Saint John » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:04 pm
Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. Especially if you're married. 
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Re: OT: Don't try this at home
by Soto All The Way » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:53 pm
RossValoryRocks wrote:A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
That poor dumb bastard, he never even heard the shot....
Now that's funny neighbor....You stopping over soon???
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