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Postby jrnychick » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:38 am

SteveForever wrote:
Gene Simmons/ Carrot Top


This ticket might be a disaster, but I bet the parties at the White House would be freakishly awesome!
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Postby Lori Jo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:58 am

Rockindeano wrote:Bush/Cheney

Bush/Bush


Thanks a lot, Deano, for ruining my entire weekend just thinking about this. At least it's a good excuse to drink......
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Postby 7 Wishes » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:41 am

jrnychick wrote:
SteveForever wrote:
Gene Simmons/ Carrot Top


This ticket might be a disaster, but I bet the parties at the White House would be freakishly awesome!


They would rock and be full of debauchery, but they would be about as funny as a room full of dead nuns.

That douchebag Carrot Top is from Charlotte, and I used to go to a place here called the "Comedy Zone"; that guy used to perform there all the time. A friend of mine worked there, so I got in for free whenever I wanted...because I certainly wouldn't have paid to see that salami smoker. Anyway, after about 20 minutes of his Paul Riser-meets-Gallagher routine, I walked out in disgust. It was the unfunniest thing I have ever seen.
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Postby conversationpc » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:47 am

7 Wishes wrote:That douchebag Carrot Top is from Charlotte, and I used to go to a place here called the "Comedy Zone"; that guy used to perform there all the time. A friend of mine worked there, so I got in for free whenever I wanted...because I certainly wouldn't have paid to see that salami smoker. Anyway, after about 20 minutes of his Paul Riser-meets-Gallagher routine, I walked out in disgust. It was the unfunniest thing I have ever seen.


That dude looks like he either wears about 2 inches of makeup OR he's had nearly as much plastic surgery as Michael Jackson.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:40 am

conversationpc wrote:That dude looks like he either wears about 2 inches of makeup OR he's had nearly as much plastic surgery as Michael Jackson.


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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:46 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
conversationpc wrote:That dude looks like he either wears about 2 inches of makeup OR he's had nearly as much plastic surgery as Michael Jackson.


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Even with him all roided up like that. How embarrassing would it be to get your ass beaten by Carrot Top? :lol:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:51 am

RedWingFan wrote:Even with him all roided up like that. How embarrassing would it be to get your ass beaten by Carrot Top? :lol:


There's just something creepifying about this guy...

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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:53 am

Rip Rokken wrote:There's just something creepifying about this guy...


My Lord. He's starting to resemble Tammy Faye Bakker. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Rip, please never post anything like that again. There could be small children around. :lol:
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Postby Liam » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:53 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Sometimes its just shots of 1800! They'd never make for good leaders. They only lead to debauchery.


I thought you were just a sweet little Southern gal!


LMAO. That's the funniest thing I've EVER heard. :lol:

j/k Love ya Rhi. ;-)
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Postby Uno_up » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:34 am

mikemarrs wrote:i'm up all night,sleep all day as mark slaughter would say.... :lol:

I can't be sure, but i think my balls traded places in my sack while I napped. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:45 am

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Rhiannon wrote:Rip, please never post anything like that again. There could be small children around. :lol:


OOPS! Try to get that request in before I post next time! :P
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