Forgive me, Andrew, but I found your thread locked before I could respond. I was intending on steering clear of this as I'm still a newer member, and try to respect seniority and board history here that pre-dates my joining. But after seeing his post, it really pissed me off.
Ed, you are out of your freaking gourd, man. As others have stated, Andrew doesn't run this board just for kicks... it's part of his bread and butter, and what you did reveals something dark about the core of your being. You need some help, dude, and I hope you wise up and get some.