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Postby *Laura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:20 am

I love this place.Lately,I have laughed so much while I was reading threads here,it's unbelievable!
There no such thing as a thread without some comedy going on and it's not only the wording,but some are creating visuals as well…Hilarious stuff!
If laughter makes people live longer,we'll be all wearing our MR t-shirts at 105! :D

Allow me to present a few of today's gems, hence the SNL reference.


Show starts,as usual, with a few MR posters expressing their love and admiration for various Journey members,extending the love fest to other iconic showbiz names:

brywool wrote:Now if they can extract the bug that's constantly in Cain's ass...
;)


Rick wrote:
Shit, Neal would need a nap after a 7 minute jam now days. :lol:



Enigma869 wrote:Yeah...that's what most Journey fans want to listen to...Ross "jamming away" on his bass! No thanks!



Rockindeano wrote:wiping the stage with Lippards ass nightly



Enigma869 wrote: He (Jagger) has definitely accomplished more than any talentless fuck I've ever come across!



Fact Finder wrote:Bruce Sucks Ass!




The love parade continues with sweet smootches between the posters.
First,Behshad drops a love bomb in Stoneyman’s yard,hehe

Behshad wrote:Stoneyman
go fuck yourself



Then Johnroxx gives a loving hug to Wally Hatchet:

johnroxx wrote:Other than the occasional pitch issue, your post is a massive, steaming, stench-riddled pile of championship-level bullshit




Using the latest Shure technology :wink: ,Nora belts:

TRAGChick wrote:...don't make me all LOONISH, dammit!




Deano jumps in and puts Saint John in a delicate position:

Rockindeano wrote:I bet you started groping yourself like a rabbit on speed when they showed that Asia framed poster in 40 yr old virgin, eh?



After all's been said and done,MrsPerry puts an innocent cherry on the top:

MrsPerry wrote:I voted again:)



:lol:


Finally,I spit my beverage all over the keyboard as Saint John does a magnificent stand-up number:


Saint John wrote:I'm getting sick and tired of this "stage presence" nonsense and "working the crowd." You wanna "work me" as a crowd member? Come off the fucking stage and give me a hand job or suck my dick. But if you're not going to do that just sing the fucking songs...that's what the lead singer is supposed to do. That's what Perry did. For the most part, he stood there and sang the songs. Personally, that's all I want. If you're not "into" the show, it's probably because you aren't enjoying the vocals and musicianship. If you need the lead singer to "work" you, then either he sucks, the band behind him sucks, or they both suck.



:lol: Standing ovations! But wait…he’s NOT finished:

Saint John wrote: He (Perry) could stand on his head with a banana is his ass for all I care. Just sing, man. 8)




I'm sure there are more posts like these,forgive me if I haven't seen them all.Feel free to continue this thread with the things that made you LOL. :D
Well done all and thank you for the great laughs!


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Postby Ms_M » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:07 am

Hilarious post, Laura!
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Postby Granny » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:19 am

Loved your post, Laura.
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Postby Rawbean » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:22 am

Admittedly, I haven't been laughing at very much that I've seen posted here lately but this one definitely put a smile on my face Laura, thank you for posting! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Perrydise » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:32 am

That was wonderful Laura. I loved it

I have one I would like to add. SJ is the king of visuals. and here is one that made me laugh.

Saint John wrote:C'mon, fuckers. Don't Stop Believin' is up against two completely shit songs. Hotel California and Bohemian Rhapsody both make me want to jam a firecracker up my urethra and light it. Please help correct this injustice. Man, I hate both of those songs. :x


Now if he does this it is gonna hurt like hell, will someone please inform him of this :lol:
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Postby Perrydise » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:40 am

Then out of the same thread we have SJ and Rip discussing body parts and their "proper" names. :lol:

Saint John wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Saint John wrote:C'mon, fuckers. Don't Stop Believin' is up against two completely shit songs. Hotel California and Bohemian Rhapsody both make me want to jam a firecracker up my urethra and light it. Please help correct this injustice. Man, I hate both of those songs. :x


I've heard a colonic can be quite healthy -- no telling how much undigested red meat you have stuck in your bowels! Oh wait... the urethra is the pee-pee hole, right?


LOL...yes, it's the "pee-pee hole." :lol: :twisted: :shock:
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Postby TRAGChick » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:44 am

Thanx for including me in the MR Madness! 8)
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Postby Perrydise » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:52 am

Oh Laura you have started something. :twisted:

Rockindeano wrote:I give you, "Pete n Repeat."


Being the true blonde that I am, I was trying to figure out who the 2 Pete's on the board are. Duh then I realized.
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Postby Sassie » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:59 am

I laughed myself silly. I expected to see something ftrom NIG. He usually keeps me in stitches. I guess he hasn't posted today. Thanks for taking the time Laura.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:25 am

TRAGChick wrote:Thanx for including me in the MR Madness! 8)


I note some sarcasm Nora. Give me 10 minutes and I will work your sorry ass into some demented, drunken MR free for all orgy. I am off to download the Brown file but rest assured, I will write you into a story when I am done. Want a pic of the brown file, let me know.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:24 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I note some sarcasm Nora. Give me 10 minutes and I will work your sorry ass into some demented, drunken MR free for all orgy. I am off to download the Brown file but rest assured, I will write you into a story when I am done. Want a pic of the brown file, let me know.


It's great that you are keeping a log of your efforts. Yes, always keep a log...

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Postby Perrydise » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:33 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I note some sarcasm Nora. Give me 10 minutes and I will work your sorry ass into some demented, drunken MR free for all orgy. I am off to download the Brown file but rest assured, I will write you into a story when I am done. Want a pic of the brown file, let me know.


It's great that you are keeping a log of your efforts. Yes, always keep a log...

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OMG

You are too much son. :lol:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:35 pm

Perrydise wrote:OMG

You are too much son. :lol:


I think I need to be changed.....

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Postby Natalie » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:40 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:I think I need to be changed.....

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Why do you keep posting that meconium diaper?? GROSS! :twisted:
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