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Postby SteveForever » Mon May 12, 2008 1:02 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Do you realize how much sex you have to have to get pregnant eighteen times?!!!!


and let us not forget the reason sex was invented=to produce children.... 8)
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Postby 7 Wishes » Mon May 12, 2008 2:02 pm

SteveForever wrote:and let us not forget the reason sex was invented=to produce children.... 8)


And why was oral sex invented, then?
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon May 12, 2008 2:03 pm

7 Wishes wrote:
SteveForever wrote:and let us not forget the reason sex was invented=to produce children.... 8)


And why was oral sex invented, then?


Oral sex needs no reason. It is the icing on the cake of life.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Mon May 12, 2008 2:12 pm

Icing is overrated in is practical application thereto.

However, I would have to agree. And it's MUCH better to give than receive....uh, presents at Christmas.
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Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon May 12, 2008 2:15 pm

It's okay to be greedy once in a while. Receiving is kind of better, no one wants to be real about it though. :P
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Postby 7 Wishes » Mon May 12, 2008 2:19 pm

Wow. A sexually secure axe-wielding woman... :wink:
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon May 12, 2008 2:25 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Wow. A sexually secure axe-wielding woman... :wink:


That's the whole "love me or leave me" philosophy. And I do play a killer video game guitar... Neal better watch his ass.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon May 12, 2008 2:33 pm

Rhiannon wrote:It's okay to be greedy once in a while. Receiving is kind of better, no one wants to be real about it though. :P



Pfffft. "Kind of". I'll be as real as you want.
Receiving of almost any kind is awesome, unless we're talking about a disease, a jury summons, or any kind of bill. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon May 12, 2008 2:47 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Pfffft. "Kind of". I'll be as real as you want.


Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon May 12, 2008 2:57 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Pfffft. "Kind of". I'll be as real as you want.


Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


It's your turn anyway. :wink: :lol:
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Postby 7 Wishes » Mon May 12, 2008 3:04 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


This woman I'm hanging out with dissed Steve's yellow shirt from the Houston concert. Sacrilege! She would have had it coming to her, but I'm not that kind of guy. I just ignored her the rest of the night. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon May 12, 2008 8:55 pm

7 Wishes wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


This woman I'm hanging out with dissed Steve's yellow shirt from the Houston concert.


And...? What's your point? :lol: :lol:

That shirt belongs in a Hard Rock Cafe somewhere next to Prince's purple suit.
Both equally ridiculous, but equally iconic. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rick » Mon May 12, 2008 9:50 pm

7 Wishes wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


This woman I'm hanging out with dissed Steve's yellow shirt from the Houston concert. Sacrilege! She would have had it coming to her, but I'm not that kind of guy. I just ignored her the rest of the night. :lol:


Do not waste another minute hanging out with a woman like that. I mean, what is that all about? :lol:
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon May 12, 2008 11:51 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Pfffft. "Kind of". I'll be as real as you want.


Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


It's your turn anyway. :wink: :lol:


You're absolutely right. Thanks for pointing that out. :lol: :P
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Pfffft. "Kind of". I'll be as real as you want.


Best be. I'm not above slappin' a bitch. :P


It's your turn anyway. :wink: :lol:


You're absolutely right. Thanks for pointing that out. :lol: :P


I can feel the the sting from here, you're that good. :shock:
Although, its a lot easier now that you're like two seconds away. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue May 13, 2008 12:02 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I can feel the the sting from here, you're that good. :shock:
Although, its a lot easier now that you're like two seconds away. :lol:


No shit, I'm practically headquartered down the street from you.
Use a little aloe for the sting. I must've left my ring on. :lol:
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Tue May 13, 2008 1:19 pm

It's fine being financially able to support that many children, heck i'm the youngest from a family of 11 (his 3, hers 4 and ours 4), but why turn it into a circus freak side show? And anyone wondering about the older kids helping to take care of the younger Duggar kids? In my family a threat from an older sibling to get the tar beaten out of you was enough to keep us younger ones on the straight and narrow :wink:



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Postby Arkansas » Tue May 13, 2008 2:29 pm

Rhiannon wrote: ... Oral sex needs no reason. It is the icing on the cake of life.


A friend once said, "you know how to stop getting BJs? - marry her."
Many other friends have confirmed this.


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