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OT-Uncle Ted gives graduation adivce

Postby Angiekay » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:19 am



Some of it to be taken with a grain of salt, for sure! :lol:


Ted Nugent has offered his words of advice to newly-graduated high school and college students. In an op-ed piece printed in the Detroit News, the rocker provides a few personal pointers, which he calls "Uncle Ted's proven modus operandi for a quality of life." Nugent begins with "Nobody owes you a thing. Everything you will get out of life will be based solely on what you put into it."

In terms of money, he advises, "Be frugal. Live responsibly within your means. Bling-bling is not making ends meet." He ends by telling graduates, "Have fun. Life is not a dress rehearsal. Live smart, live good. Rock hard."

Other advice includes:

"Take care of your precious, sacred temple. Eat smart and stay clean. Do not smoke, use drugs, eat or drink too much or chew on glass sandwiches. Partaking in these mindless misadventures will shorten your life."
"Do not complain. Any spineless whiner can do that. Instead, look for solutions to tough problems. This will earn you respect from your boss and get you promoted."
"Never do anything for money. Do what you do exceedingly well and thoroughly enjoy, and money will come looking for you."
"Avoid negative people and slobbering hippies like the plague. They never accomplish anything. Surround yourself with positive people who are better than yourself and will mentor, help and guide you honestly."
"Remember Rosa Parks. Be prepared to defy stupid laws and regulations wherever you find them. Raise hell. Vote smart."
"If you have not made a few well-deserving idiots boil over in anger by the time you are 25, get busy. We live in a target-rich environment of liberal denial."
"Famous philosopher and legendary San Francisco police detective, my hero Dirty Harry, once said, 'A man has got to know his limitations.' This is good advice."
"Trust your gut feelings. Only trust people who have earned your trust. Trust but verify. Never trust the French."









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Postby hoagiepete » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:27 am

You gotta love this guy! He's over the top on many occasions, but he makes a lot of sense most of the time. Sorry libs.

He could give a kick ass graduation address. I'd be having a heart attack if I were the school superintendent though...waiting on an "f" bomb to explode. Kids would leave with something meaningful and memorable anyhow...unlike the boring, cliched speeches normally given.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:31 am

I LOVE it!!!! It's GREAT advice....the Motor City Madman has come a LONG way!!! :wink:
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Postby Eric » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:40 am

Great advice!
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Postby UncleKG » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:45 am

Let's not forget the most famous words Ted should be known for...

"If you're going to live with an underage girl, have her parents make you her legal guardian so the cops don't come a' knockin'." :wink:
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Postby X factor » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:40 am

UncleKG wrote:Let's not forget the most famous words Ted should be known for...

"If you're going to live with an underage girl, have her parents make you her legal guardian so the cops don't come a' knockin'." :wink:


A most excellent response!!!
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Re: OT-Uncle Ted gives graduation adivce

Postby piecesofeight » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:41 am

Angiekay wrote:

"Do not complain. Any spineless whiner can do that. Instead, look for solutions to tough problems. "Avoid negative people Surround yourself with positive people who are better than yourself and will mentor, help and guide you honestly."
"Cherish the life God has given you. Make the best of it. Live it to the fullest. Don't waste a minute on negativity or causing harm to anyone or anything."


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Postby Duncan » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:45 am

....Never trust the French.

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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:53 am

Looks like he wrote that column? It just sounds so suspiciously like those similar hoax graduation addresses and advice pieces I've seen attributed to Bill Gates, Andy Rooney, etc. But... does have his name on it, and it is Detroit. Wow.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:09 am

"yank me, crank me, wake up and thank me!"
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Re: OT-Uncle Ted gives graduation adivce

Postby Moose » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:41 am

Angiekay wrote:
"Do not complain. Any spineless whiner can do that. Instead, look for solutions to tough problems. This will earn you respect from your boss and get you promoted."



Awesome 8)
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Postby SteveForever » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:51 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:"yank me, crank me, wake up and thank me!"



ewwww.....Larry!
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:27 pm

SteveForever wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"yank me, crank me, wake up and thank me!"



ewwww.....Larry!


its no Stranglehold.. for sure.. 8)
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:37 pm

SteveForever wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"yank me, crank me, wake up and thank me!"



ewwww.....Larry!


I thought that 3rd part said "wank me" at first....

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Postby Natalie » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:39 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
SteveForever wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"yank me, crank me, wake up and thank me!"



ewwww.....Larry!


I thought that 3rd part said "wank me" at first....

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