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Postby epresley » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:53 am

Rick wrote:
epresley wrote:
Rick wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Rick wrote:
Arkansas wrote:Somebody...PLEASE DEFINE 'redneck'. ???
You might be surprised.


later~


Low class, ignorant, intolerant, uneducated, rude asshole. Pretty much what I think one is anyway.


No, THAT definition is WHITE TRASH. Some rednecks are actually tolerable and at least middle class...they just don't act or dress like it! lol!

MY definition of a redneck(having recently dated one pretty close to being one):

They wear cowboy hats, cowboy boots and belt buckles big enough to be used as hub caps. They drive big ass gas guzzling trucks with gun racks and roof lights with the smiley face covers on them. They listen to Hank Williams JR or some close incarnation of him. They usually have a big wad of chew in their mouth and call women DARLIN. They'll hunt anything that moves and they drink shitty beer, usually Coors Light

THAT is a redneck.





Nicely done. :lol: The only part of that that applies to me is the Coors Light. None of the other attributes apply at all.


Slick Rick, you're openly admitting drinking Coors Light? That's like bragging that you're the best ballerina in Fargo!!!! :shock:


Yep, and I catch a lot of flack over it too. It's a high pressure job, but someone's gotta do it. :lol:


I'm just jacking ya Slick.
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