OT - HA HA HA HA

[Invisible Cajun]

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends .

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '”no” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet..

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 1.99 each.


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[Since 78]

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends .

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '”no” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet..

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 1.99 each.


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If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hilary Clinton" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hilary Clinton.

[nutz4Neal]

HA, verry funny!

[artist4perry]

[Arianddu]

George is the purser on a cruise liner, and he's in love with one of the cabin-girls, Jenny. Jenny is devestatingly beautiful, sexy as all hell, a nymphomaniac and, to be blunt, not too bright. The ship's magician's rabbit is smarter, in fact. George, on the other hand, is pretty ordinary-looking, and painfully shy. He figures if he could just get Jenny alone somewhere, without any other men around, he'd stand a chance, but because she's so horny, she's off with someone else everytime before George can work up the courage to say much more than just 'hello'.

Anyway, one day there is a terrible storm at sea, and the ship goes down. George wakes up to find himself on a deserted beach, surrounded by wreckage and - miracle of miracles - the only other survivor is Jenny. George sends up a prayer of thanks, and goes to rouse the unconscious Jenny, who is so pleased to find herself still alive, and so impressed by George's heroism in rescuing her (did I mention she's not too bright?) that she makes love to him then and there.

And so it goes for the next six months; they build a shelter, live off coconuts and breadfruit and fish, make love several times a day and scan the horizon for signs of the ship that will rescue them. George's fantasy life with Jenny goes perfectly, until one day, when they are making love on the beach, Jenny looks up to see the smoke from another ship on the horizon. She frowns as a thought fights its way through the weeds to get to her brain, looks at George and says

"Hey George? Tell me again - how come it's only pink ships that can rescue us?"

(yeah, yeah, I know, terrible joke. At least I didn't say she was blonde)

Ok, this one is better.

There's a magician on the Titanic, who has an amazing magic act. He's just got one small problem; the ship's parrot keeps giving away how he does his tricks: "It's up his sleeve!" "The hat has a false bottom". No matter what the trick, no matter how good his slight of hand, the parrot sees what he's done and gives the game away. Best magician around, and his act is ruined every night by a bloody smart-arsed talking parrot!

Well, the ship hits the iceberg and goes down, the band keep playing until they disappear beneath the waves, and the magician finds himself freezing to death in the water, clutching a piece of wreckage. As his life slips away from him, the last thing he hears is the sound of the parrot landing next to him, and then it's voice:

"All right, bozo, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"

[ScarabGator]

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends .

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '”no” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet..

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 1.99 each.


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If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sara Palin" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.

If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hilary Clinton" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hilary Clinton.

wow, talk about getting wood.....

[Angel]

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends .

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously hot looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '”no” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet..

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 1.99 each.


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If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sara Palin" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.

If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hilary Clinton" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hilary Clinton.

wow, talk about getting wood.....

Haha! You're a witty one when you're under the influence.

Hey...you need to be making some trips to HD soon don't you?? Something about some walls....bigger haunted house????

AH, it's all coming together now....the inspector wants your wallet!!!