SCARABGATOR-shitfaced in da hiz-owse....

[ScarabGator]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

[ScarabGator]

and did I mention I think he is a douchebag????

[Rhiannon]

Easy... throw his noggin' through the walls he doesn't approve of!

[ScarabGator]

Easy... throw his noggin' through the walls he doesn't approve of!

Rhi, I swear, this guy is a dick and I swear hes pushing my buttons just because he can.

[Rhiannon]

Rhi, I swear, this guy is a dick and I swear hes pushing my buttons just because he can.

I've seen dudes like this... he thinks he's hot shit. I still say put his head through some drywall. But that's me.

[ScarabGator]

Rhi, I swear, this guy is a dick and I swear hes pushing my buttons just because he can.

I've seen dudes like this... he thinks he's hot shit. I still say put his head through some drywall. But that's me.

The best part is I could without fully extending my damn arms and he knows that, little piece of shit. He was probably a little nerd picked on in high school by guys like me. Im not proud of it, it actually sucks but he is fianlly sticking it to the man.

[Angel]

Take a deep breath baby. I know you're upset, I' know how hard you've been working on this but...it will all work out in the end. Think of the kids you are helping with it and....think back...a couple of weeks....remember a conversation we had.....and remember, you'll reap rewards that money can't buy when it's all done.

[RobbieG]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Kick his ass, that way they can charge you, throw you in jail and show your kids what a man you are. Gator you need anger management classes.

[ScarabGator]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Kick his ass, that way they can charge you, throw you in jail and show your kids what a man you are. Gator you need anger management classes.

I did, they didnt work.

[ScarabGator]

Take a deep breath baby. I know you're upset, I' know how hard you've been working on this but...it will all work out in the end. Think of the kids you are helping with it and....think back...a couple of weeks....remember a conversation we had.....and remember, you'll reap rewards that money can't buy when it's all done.

Your right. I got to sleep off some aggression. I'll run to Home Depot and have it framed in no time. Im pretty good with my hammer....

[Babyblue]

Sabergator be the better man.Let him show his sorry ass.He knows hes the jerk & can get away with it for now.But i have a strong feeling hes met his match.You are doing this for all the kids not for him.

[ScarabGator]

Sabergator be the better man.Let him show his sorry ass.He knows hes the jerk & can get away with it for now.But i have a strong feeling hes met his match.You are doing this for all the kids not for him.

Your absolutely dead on. Whats with these city inspectors? Im using a new one this year and he is difficult. Things that was always approved in the past being scrutinized now. Ive followed every code-overhead sprinklers and certified last week, commercial grade fire extinguishers every couple rooms, fire retardant in the paint, lighted exit signs with battery backup, a floor plan showing all emergency escape doors in his hand, and each doorway and corridor at least 4 ft wide. I think he is just busting my balls. I'm thinking about calling the city monday morning to complain. Ive done these haunts for a long time and I know what Im doing.

[Babyblue]

Sabergator be the better man.Let him show his sorry ass.He knows hes the jerk & can get away with it for now.But i have a strong feeling hes met his match.You are doing this for all the kids not for him.

Your absolutely dead on. Whats with these city inspectors? Im using a new one this year and he is difficult. Things that was always approved in the past being scrutinized now. Ive followed every code-overhead sprinklers and certified last week, commercial grade fire extinguishers every couple rooms, fire retardant in the paint, lighted exit signs with battery backup, a floor plan showing all emergency escape doors in his hand, and each doorway and corridor at least 4 ft wide. I think he is just busting my balls. I'm thinking about calling the city monday morning to complain. Ive done these haunts for a long time and I know what Im doing.

See you know you are doing everything right.Make that call on Monday & let them know.There are just to many jerks in this old world.You rock SG

[ScarabGator]

Sabergator be the better man.Let him show his sorry ass.He knows hes the jerk & can get away with it for now.But i have a strong feeling hes met his match.You are doing this for all the kids not for him.

Your absolutely dead on. Whats with these city inspectors? Im using a new one this year and he is difficult. Things that was always approved in the past being scrutinized now. Ive followed every code-overhead sprinklers and certified last week, commercial grade fire extinguishers every couple rooms, fire retardant in the paint, lighted exit signs with battery backup, a floor plan showing all emergency escape doors in his hand, and each doorway and corridor at least 4 ft wide. I think he is just busting my balls. I'm thinking about calling the city monday morning to complain. Ive done these haunts for a long time and I know what Im doing.

See you know you are doing everything right.Make that call on Monday & let them know.There are just to many jerks in this old world.You rock SG

Thanks BB!!!! You are pretty awesome yourself!

[Arianddu]

Sabergator be the better man.Let him show his sorry ass.He knows hes the jerk & can get away with it for now.But i have a strong feeling hes met his match.You are doing this for all the kids not for him.

Your absolutely dead on. Whats with these city inspectors? Im using a new one this year and he is difficult. Things that was always approved in the past being scrutinized now. Ive followed every code-overhead sprinklers and certified last week, commercial grade fire extinguishers every couple rooms, fire retardant in the paint, lighted exit signs with battery backup, a floor plan showing all emergency escape doors in his hand, and each doorway and corridor at least 4 ft wide. I think he is just busting my balls. I'm thinking about calling the city monday morning to complain. Ive done these haunts for a long time and I know what Im doing.

See you know you are doing everything right.Make that call on Monday & let them know.There are just to many jerks in this old world.You rock SG

Agreed - sounds like the guy is just being an arse. See if you can get someone else out instead.

[Voyager]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Just stop working on it and call your local newspaper. Monday's newspaper headlines will read, "City Inspector Delays Haunted House". He'll be at your door apologizing by Tuesday. Then tell him you will accept his apology, but only if he brings a full keg of your favorite beer and six construction workers over to help you complete the work on the haunted house.

Problem solved.

[ScarabGator]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Just stop working on it and call your local newspaper. Monday's newspaper headlines will read, "City Inspector Delays Haunted House". He'll be at your door apologizing by Tuesday. Then tell him you will accept his apology, but only if he brings a full keg of your favorite beer and six construction workers over to help you complete the work on the haunted house.

Problem solved.

GOOD PLAN!!!!

[Rick]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Just stop working on it and call your local newspaper. Monday's newspaper headlines will read, "City Inspector Delays Haunted House". He'll be at your door apologizing by Tuesday. Then tell him you will accept his apology, but only if he brings a full keg of your favorite beer and six construction workers over to help you complete the work on the haunted house.

Problem solved.

GOOD PLAN!!!!

Sheer brilliance. Good one Voyager.

[RobbieG]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Please tell the reporter what you almost did and friends had to pull you away. I don't think you want that in the media. Makes you look bad also.

[Babyblue]

OK, Im building a haunted house for Halloween for the city. This motherfucker inspector comes in and says "we need to move this wall and this wall...." which means more motherfucking money spent on materials. I swear I was fixing to kick his sorry ass. My friends grabbed me and pulled me outside with a beer and a cigarette. Question is-do I kick his ass now or after I fulfill his sorry, motherfucking, dicklicking, cocksucking request????

Just stop working on it and call your local newspaper. Monday's newspaper headlines will read, "City Inspector Delays Haunted House". He'll be at your door apologizing by Tuesday. Then tell him you will accept his apology, but only if he brings a full keg of your favorite beer and six construction workers over to help you complete the work on the haunted house.

Problem solved.

Voyager that was super.

[Maui Tom]

City Inspector is an Ole Miss fan too....