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OT: Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:45 am

RAVENNA, Mich. (Updated:10/31/2008) - Teammates in his bowling league think after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane's heart just gave out.

"You get nervous shooting a 300," says teammate Todd Place. "The pressure keeps building," says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt.

Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. "Don just collapsed," says alley owner Nutt. " At first we thought he just fainted." "Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn't good," says teammate Place.

The teammates say he was giving a high-five minutes before. They tried to revive him but Doane never spoke another word. He died of what was apparently a massive heart attack "He looked fine, reached across the table and gave me a high-five and he fell over," says Place.

"I think he died by the time he hit the floor." Don Doane was a member of the "Nutt Farm" bowling team at Ravenna Bowl for 45 years. His teammates says its strange not to see him on league nights.

"It was like a book, a final chapter," says Place. "He threw his 300 game with all of his friends, gave each other high-fives and it's like the story ended. He died with a smile on his face."

"Don will be a legend," says Nutt. 'It's something that will never be forgotten as long as people bowl here." Ravenna Bowl is planning a memorial ceremony for Doan's' wife Linda and son Chad.


That's the way to go right there. Finally mastering something you never attained to before and then bowing out quickly without suffering for months or years with some nasty disease. I would never want to grow old in one of those piss-smelling nursing homes with demented old men and women yelling and cursing day and night. No thanks!

What would be your preferred way to go out? I would like to be playing drums in a band for a crowd of 40,000 screaming fans and then bite the bullet.

8)
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Re: OT: Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

Postby Deb » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:49 am

Voyager wrote:What would be your preferred way to go out? I would like to be playing drums in a band for a crowd of 40,000 screaming fans and then bite the bullet.

8)


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Re: OT: Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

Postby stevew2 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:50 am

Voyager wrote:
RAVENNA, Mich. (Updated:10/31/2008) - Teammates in his bowling league think after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane's heart just gave out.

"You get nervous shooting a 300," says teammate Todd Place. "The pressure keeps building," says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt.

Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. "Don just collapsed," says alley owner Nutt. " At first we thought he just fainted." "Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn't good," says teammate Place.

The teammates say he was giving a high-five minutes before. They tried to revive him but Doane never spoke another word. He died of what was apparently a massive heart attack "He looked fine, reached across the table and gave me a high-five and he fell over," says Place.

"I think he died by the time he hit the floor." Don Doane was a member of the "Nutt Farm" bowling team at Ravenna Bowl for 45 years. His teammates says its strange not to see him on league nights.

"It was like a book, a final chapter," says Place. "He threw his 300 game with all of his friends, gave each other high-fives and it's like the story ended. He died with a smile on his face."

"Don will be a legend," says Nutt. 'It's something that will never be forgotten as long as people bowl here." Ravenna Bowl is planning a memorial ceremony for Doan's' wife Linda and son Chad.


That's the way to go right there. Finally mastering something you never attained to before and then bowing out quickly without suffering for months or years with some nasty disease. I would never want to grow old in one of those piss-smelling nursing homes with demented old men and women yelling and cursing day and night. No thanks!

What would be your preferred way to go out? I would like to be playing drums in a band for a crowd of 40,000 screaming fans and then bite the bullet.

8)
that or having a hot girl smother me with her muff
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Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:54 am

It would freak the person out who was having sex with someone who died. I'd prefer to go when I was doing something like skydiving or maybe coming back in an airplane from a big win at Vegas. Death-sex is not at the top of my list.

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Postby stevew2 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:56 am

Voyager wrote:It would freak the person out who was having sex with someone who died. I'd prefer to go when I was doing something like skydiving or maybe coming back in an airplane from a big win at Vegas. Death-sex is not at the top of my list.

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It is mine,have sex while im skydiving
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:57 am

stevew2 wrote:
Voyager wrote:It would freak the person out who was having sex with someone who died. I'd prefer to go when I was doing something like skydiving or maybe coming back in an airplane from a big win at Vegas. Death-sex is not at the top of my list.

:lol:
It is mine,have sex while im skydiving


So what you're saying is you would give a flying fuck?
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Postby Tito » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:58 am

He died on the top of his game.
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Postby Arianddu » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:01 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Voyager wrote:It would freak the person out who was having sex with someone who died. I'd prefer to go when I was doing something like skydiving or maybe coming back in an airplane from a big win at Vegas. Death-sex is not at the top of my list.

:lol:
It is mine,have sex while im skydiving


So what you're saying is you would give a flying fuck?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby lights1961 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:46 am

three ways...

shooting a hole in one on the golf course... ;-) and then collapsing... as I am laying on the ground telling the other guys to play on through, I am not going anywhere...
falling asleep and never waking up... in about 40 years or so...
and last and best... after a great sexual experience, with your lover. ;-)
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Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:51 am

stevew2 wrote:
Voyager wrote:It would freak the person out who was having sex with someone who died. I'd prefer to go when I was doing something like skydiving or maybe coming back in an airplane from a big win at Vegas. Death-sex is not at the top of my list.

:lol:
It is mine,have sex while im skydiving


I opened my zipper once while skydiving and got one hell of a blowjob.

:lol:
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Postby S2M » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:52 am

What are bowlers rolling 300 blunts for anyway......it is already the world's most boring 'sport'...... :lol:

What a bad joke.....I need a break.....my vaca is almost over.....

Somebody stop me.......


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Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:54 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:What are bowlers rolling 300 blunts for anyway......it is already the world's most boring 'sport'...... :lol:


Rolling 300 blunts would kill anybody if they smoked them all at once.

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Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:21 am

I think having sex dropping out of an airplane at 130MPH might be a little painful. I bet a pussy would whistle at that speed, not to mention the nutsack getting racked by flapping in the wind. Better bring plenty of lube!

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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:15 am

lights1961 wrote:last and best... after a great sexual experience, with your lover. ;-)


That would be perfect, because if the wife ever found out, you'd be dead :shock:


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Postby lights1961 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:22 am

Enigma869 wrote:
lights1961 wrote:last and best... after a great sexual experience, with your lover. ;-)


That would be perfect, because if the wife ever found out, you'd be dead :shock:


John from Boston



hey the lover might even be the wife...
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Re: OT: Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:16 am

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:D :D Well thanks gang , I know know how I am going to die... Im going to die giggling my friggin ass off right here right now . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this thread is hilarious

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Postby Loneman1 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:44 am

I feel bad for the dude, but I can't help but laugh at the mental image. He's sitting there with a big smile on his face, eyes roll back and he falls sideways out of his chair, all the while smiling Jack Nicholson Joker style. :lol:
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Re: OT: Bowler collapses and dies after rolling 300 game

Postby TRAGChick » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:22 pm

Voyager wrote:What would be your preferred way to go out?


Ending my favorite Original Song; hearing the applause....then - OUT. 8)

I would like to be playing drums in a band for a crowd of 40,000 screaming fans and then bite the bullet.8)


Yup...you sound like my Husband, Mark. :wink:
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:37 pm

I wanna die doing something noble as all hell.

Taking a bullet for a President or something would be cool... or maybe saving a bunch of schoolchildren from a flash flood.
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Postby Voyager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:56 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:I wanna die doing something noble as all hell.

Taking a bullet for a President or something would be cool....


Ohhh... that is so nice of you to be willing to take a bullet for President Obama. How sweet of you!

LOL - just kidding. I don't want to turn this into a political thread.

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Postby Saint John » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:00 pm

Probably your typical 50 pound overweight, 3 times a week bowling, fat fuck. 12 less slices of bowling alley pizza that night and the fat bastard might have lived long enough to celebrate by fucking his ugly wife.
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Postby texafana » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:00 pm

Saint John wrote:Probably your typical 50 pound overweight, 3 times a week bowling, fat fuck. 12 less slices of bowling alley pizza that night and the fat bastard might have lived long enough to celebrate by fucking his ugly wife.


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Postby Maui Tom » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:36 pm

did he get to keep the shoes?
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Postby Saint John » Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:47 pm

texafana wrote:
Saint John wrote:Probably your typical 50 pound overweight, 3 times a week bowling, fat fuck. 12 less slices of bowling alley pizza that night and the fat bastard might have lived long enough to celebrate by fucking his ugly wife.


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Yeah, that was a pretty angry post. :oops: :(
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:51 am

Voyager wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wanna die doing something noble as all hell.

Taking a bullet for a President or something would be cool....


Ohhh... that is so nice of you to be willing to take a bullet for President Obama. How sweet of you!

LOL - just kidding. I don't want to turn this into a political thread.

:lol:


Eh, I'm looking forward to doing my deed well into the future... maybe during Joe the Plumber's second term in 2038?
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Postby Voyager » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:29 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Voyager wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wanna die doing something noble as all hell.

Taking a bullet for a President or something would be cool....


Ohhh... that is so nice of you to be willing to take a bullet for President Obama. How sweet of you!

LOL - just kidding. I don't want to turn this into a political thread.

:lol:


Eh, I'm looking forward to doing my deed well into the future... maybe during Joe the Plumber's second term in 2038?


Eh? I think you've been listening to Palin too much.

:lol:
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:47 am

Voyager wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Voyager wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wanna die doing something noble as all hell.

Taking a bullet for a President or something would be cool....


Ohhh... that is so nice of you to be willing to take a bullet for President Obama. How sweet of you!

LOL - just kidding. I don't want to turn this into a political thread.

:lol:


Eh, I'm looking forward to doing my deed well into the future... maybe during Joe the Plumber's second term in 2038?


Eh? I think you've been listening to Palin too much.

:lol:


You betcha!
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