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2 Signs Things Are Tightening and Economy is Worse than ever

Postby WIX » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:41 am

Adultco has announced two new products available january 1st to help save costs and energy. Normally their battery powered and in some cases electric plug in products will be replaced.

They have come out with a Hand Crank Anal Intruder and a Wind Up Ultra Slim Vibrator with other such energy saving products cuming soon. :shock:

They say saving the consumer up to $5.99 for a pack of batteries. A normal consumer would average going through a pack of batteries a week age 55-75 and approx 1 battery pack per month for age 20-30. They said 30-55 are in constant midlife crisis thus numbers fluctuate all over.

They feel that in the end at least they are saving you the cost of an extra value meal and lunch is on them for one meal a month and in many cases 1 meal a week.

Aparently the girls from VH1 cHARM sCHOOL are going to market the products for Adultco says CEO Seymoure Bush Junior whose father Jerry "Big" Bush started the company in 1973.

They said they are already backordered with presale orders taken currently.

If you would like to assk any questions you can go to their site, butt it has been over loaded with hits so in the end you may want to wait a day or so as this story just burst onto the web hours ago.
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Postby Tito » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:43 am

You should have an internet show. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby WIX » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:45 am

Tito wrote:You should have an internet show. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I tried, but I kept tripping on my penise ! :D
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Postby WIX » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:53 am

I would like to apologize for this post I do remember reading where one of you here got a carrot stuck up your ass and had to go to the ER.

i JUST REALIZED THIS MIGHT BE A touchy subject.

Once Again I apologize you were too damn stupid not to use a hot dog instead asshole....bwhahahahahaahahhaahah

I am sorry someone has breached my acocunt, this is not myself posting these disgraceful obcenities!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Tito » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:56 am

WIX wrote:I would like to apologize for this post I do remember reading where one of you here got a carrot stuck up your ass and had to go to the ER.

i JUST REALIZED THIS MIGHT BE A touchy subject.

Once Again I apologize you were too damn stupid not to use a hot dog instead asshole....bwhahahahahaahahhaahah

I am sorry someone has breached my acocunt, this is not myself posting these disgraceful obcenities!!!!!!!!!



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