One of my favorite comedians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYffXv7jMYQ
OT: Steven Wright
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OT: Steven Wright
by Rick » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:15 pm
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Enigma869 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:17 pm
Another great comedian that the fine city of Boston has turned out. Wright is the dryest comedian on the planet but funny as hell!
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by Rick » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:09 pm
Enigma869 wrote:Another great comedian that the fine city of Boston has turned out. Wright is the dryest comedian on the planet but funny as hell!
He fucking kills me. I think he's one of the best comics, ever.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by Enigma869 » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 pm
Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible 
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by artist4perry » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:14 pm
Rick you already know how much I love Wright........... as I said not a comedian for air heads. 
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by Michigan Girl » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:18 pm
Enigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
or
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand......lol!!!
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by artist4perry » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:22 pm
Michigan Girl wrote:Enigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
Great stuff!
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by Michigan Girl » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:30 pm
artist4perry wrote:Michigan Girl wrote:Enigma869 wrote:Ever hear his line about someone breaking into his house...stealing everything...and replacing it with "an exact replica"???? How about when he poored "Spot remover" on his dog and now he's invisible
How about....
What if you get scared half to death...TWICE?!?!
Great stuff!
That and his delivery crack me up.....
About a year ago, my girlfriend was on the pill, wearing a diaphragm, and an IUD all at once.
Recently, she had a baby; baby was born wearing armor.
Here's tons more...............
http://www.scribd.com/doc/104523/Funny- ... -OneLiners
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by TRAGChick » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:39 pm
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