Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

[nikki]

This guy is MY nominee for dumbass of the year:

http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-28-headl ... more-42397

[Uno_up]

(Corrected) List of places to never stick my dick into (as learned on MR in the last month):

raccoon
vaccuum cleaner
park bench
blowfish
Tampa whore with mouth sores (thanks Angel)

[Angel]

List of places to never stick my dick into (as learned on MR in the last month):

raccoon
vaccuum cleaner
park bench
blowfish

You need to add to this list

This girl (or guy....we still haven't clarified that yet):

[stevew2]

die her hair and she could sing for Kiss

[Vladan]

Hahahaha! is this for real? amazing

[The Sushi Hunter]

Actually it looks a bit like Osama Bin Ladin without a beard. Maybe those are razor burns....

[Rhiannon]

How poetic.

[Voyager]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

[The Sushi Hunter]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

[Voyager]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

[Arianddu]

Not to rain on anyone's amusement parade, but since when did Russia have racoons?

[Angel]

(Corrected) List of places to never stick my dick into (as learned on MR in the last month):

raccoon
vaccuum cleaner
park bench
blowfish
Tampa whore with mouth sores (thanks Angel)

Anytime. I'm here to help.

[bluejeangirl76]

Hahahaha! is this for real? amazing

Unfortunately this is a bigger problem than most realize.
I used to be bluejeanboy. A racoon chomped off my penis.
But unlike this person, I wasn't trying to rape it.
It was dark, I was camping, I had to pee... I tripped in the woods... bad scene.

I'm trying to get government funding for my organization... PERV (Penis Enhancement for Racoon Victims)... so that victims such as myself might get medical help to continue living as normal males after racoons strike. I've been turned down again, because Ford and Daimler needed to be bailed out. Maybe next year.

[stevew2]

Hahahaha! is this for real? amazing

Unfortunately this is a bigger problem than most realize.
I used to be bluejeanboy. A racoon chomped off my penis.
But unlike this person, I wasn't trying to rape it.
It was dark, I was camping, I had to pee... I tripped in the woods... bad scene.

I'm trying to get government funding for my organization... PERV (Penis Enhancement for Racoon Victims)... so that victims such as myself might get medical help to continue living as normal males after racoons strike. I've been turned down again, because Ford and Daimler needed to be bailed out. Maybe next year.

i bet you were hung like a fuckin Clydesdale

[SP Fan in Oregon]

These little critters are VERY dangerous. I have personally captured, in a live trap, 26 racoons on my back porch
in the past three years. Some of them weigh as much as 30 pounds! I transport them about 15 miles from my house
and let them go by the Rogue River where they can enjoy themselves and find plenty to eat. Of the 26 I have captured
All of them have lunged at me, growled and tried to bite me, when I have approached the cage. They have teeth like
a dog, but the teeth are as sharp as a cats. The babies are very very cute, but if I had not been capturing them, I would
now have 300 racoons in my yard as they are very prolific. Here's a pic of capture number 26............

[stevew2]

These little critters are VERY dangerous. I have personally captured, in a live trap, 26 racoons on my back porch
in the past three years. Some of them weigh as much as 30 pounds! I transport them about 15 miles from my house
and let them go by the Rogue River where they can enjoy themselves and find plenty to eat. Of the 26 I have captured
All of them have lunged at me, growled and tried to bite me, when I have approached the cage. They have teeth like
a dog, but the teeth are as sharp as a cats. The babies are very very cute, but if I had not been capturing them, I would
now have 300 racoons in my yard as they are very prolific. Here's a pic of capture number 26............

Shoot that fucker make some coon stew, we love that shit round here

[Tarseea]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

[stevew2]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

i saw my grandmothers one time, is was discussting, it was almost purple

[Don]

These little critters are VERY dangerous. I have personally captured, in a live trap, 26 racoons on my back porch
in the past three years. Some of them weigh as much as 30 pounds! I transport them about 15 miles from my house
and let them go by the Rogue River where they can enjoy themselves and find plenty to eat. Of the 26 I have captured
All of them have lunged at me, growled and tried to bite me, when I have approached the cage. They have teeth like
a dog, but the teeth are as sharp as a cats. The babies are very very cute, but if I had not been capturing them, I would
now have 300 racoons in my yard as they are very prolific. Here's a pic of capture number 26............

I wonder why. I wouldn't be too pleased about being locked up either.

[stevew2]

Raccoon Bites Off Rapist's Penis

He'll be known as the Raccoon Rapist. Plus his woman will fire him for "not measuring up" anymore.

I wonder what would happen if I posted a similar thread but with a female victim:

"Coyote Rips Apart Woman's Vagina"

I'd be sad, because a woman's vagina is a terrible thing to waste.

That's what my buddy who works at the local nursing home keeps saying for some reason.

Okay that is creepy OLD VAGINAS ......does he have a fetish J/K

i saw my grandmothers one time, is was discussting, it was almost purple

This explains sooooooo much . . .

It was gross, i went without for awhile after i saw it