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Postby artist4perry » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:56 am

http://news.yahoo.com/i/757

OMAHA, Neb. - A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.



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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:45 am

That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:53 am

G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


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Tasteless
Adoration
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:13 am

artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
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Tasteless
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Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
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Animals
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Postby Arianddu » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:17 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration


Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals


Vegetables are not food, vegetables are what food eats.
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Postby Jubilee » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:20 am

Arianddu wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:That guy's just been getting Perry's cats ready for him! They don't fight back if they're stoned...they also can't run away. Is there no "Escape" from those pounding fists of fury? You know, I just realized something....that's why Perry keeps such a low profile...he's hiding from PETA! :shock: :lol: :lol:


Prudes
Exuding
Tasteless
Adoration


Here's what I wish the meaning meant... :wink:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals


Vegetables are not food, vegetables are what food eats.


+1

and maybe use a little to garnish the actual food on your plate. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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