OT - The Delta Smelt

[StoneCold]

Interesting article from a blog I read:

Beauty and the smelt
By Frank Girardot on April 21, 2009

I spent much of the past four days driving around California.

It felt like I was living that old Hank Snow song:

I've been everywhere man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Crossed the deserts bare
Travel ... I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to:
San Jose, Saratoga, Santa Cruz, Sacramento, Los Gatos, Davenport, Buttonwillow, San Francisco, Bakersfield, Stockton, Lodi, Fresno.

Well, maybe not Fresno ...

If there was anything to take away from the trip, it was the feeling that we live in a beautiful state, which is a reason to be a proud.

The thought has occurred to me often, but most of those instances were during good economic times.

(Sigh).

Even though it's beautiful, California is also broken.

I think I saw some proof of that in the Central Valley Thursday. On the 5 Freeway just south of Los Banos what looked like thousands of campesinos marched alongside the California Aqueduct. Many held signs that said "Agua = Vida."

After stopping to watch from a vista point and then reading more about it in the Fresno Bee, I learned the marchers are angry that water deliveries from the Sacramento Delta will be cut off to tons of farms in the western San Joaquin Valley.

All because of a tiny fish known as the delta smelt. This little beast, that's apparently endangered, has already wrecked its share of havoc here in the Southland. Because of environmental protections, we will have to reduce our usage by 10percent and pay more for it this summer.

A federal judge ordered the protection. Californians are powerless to stop it.

In the Central Valley, protection of the smelt will result in thousands of acres going fallow and hundreds of layoffs. That means farms which provide food to much of the nation will be producing less fruits, nuts and vegetables.

Which in turn means we'll be paying higher prices at the grocery store or simply importing more from Mexico and South American countries, which probably don't care too much about endangered, tiny fish.

When is that same federal judge going to step in and order the state to protect endangered jobs and family farms?

If this judge was around 10,000 years ago he probably would have ordered the La Brea tar pits boarded up. Then, saber-toothed cats, dire wolves and wooly mammoths too stupid to take care of themselves would be saved from extinction.

Imagine living in that California!

Here's what the state Department of Fish and Game says about the smelt:

"Delta smelt are found only in the Sacramento-San Joaquin Estuary (the area where the Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers flow into San Francisco Bay. ... The threats to the population are multiple and synergistic."

Whatever that means.

Here's what the state Department of Food and Agriculture says about protecting farms and jobs in California:

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Can you hear the nonendangered crickets?

http://www.insidesocal.com/sgvcrime/

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

[StoneCold]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

[Don]

Those are those little fried fish you see in the Filipno Store right? You get a big bag and eat them like potato chips when drinking beer.

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

Nope!!!

http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-19 ... --,00.html

[larryfromnextdoor]

who smelt it delt it ..

[walkslikealady]

Humans trump fish...even if I don't eat 'em (fish that is).

[StevePerryHair]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Is that a joke?

I am LMAO!

Smelt

Nope!!!

http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-19 ... --,00.html

I always loved Smelt too. My Italian family used to batter and deep fry them I think around the holidays. I haven't had them since I was a kid though.

[Jubilee]

I so thought this was going to be another thread about flatulence.

[StoneCold]

:oops:

I so thought this was going to be another thread about flatulence.

I was trying to place the "dealt it smelt it" phrase when I typed up the thread. Of course, Larry comes through for us.

Funny how the topic fits the phrase, "delta smelt".

[Tito]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.

Perhaps you're not holding your mouth right?!?!

Served in a restaurant? I have never heard of such!!!

[la michelona]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

[Don]

Smelt - A poor man's caviar

[Rip Rokken]

who smelt it delt it ..

I KNEW there had to be a fart joke in here somewhere!

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

[stevew2]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

Me too. We used to fish for them along the lakefront. Unforunately their population has decreased significantly to where they are almost extinct (in Lake Michigan). Fortunately, there is a restaurant I go to that has them. But, it ain't the same.

You ate them retarded fishes, that explains it all bobbler

[la michelona]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

[la michelona]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties

[stevew2]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties

I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch

[Michigan Girl]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties

I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch

Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!?
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!!

[stevew2]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties

I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch

Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!?
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!!

Id like to see ya even more in 5 inch blades

[la michelona]

I LOVE smelt!!!!

You are such a Michigan girl.

What about you, Tex?~Smelt?!?!?

lol, call me Michitex, or maybe Texigander:D Smelt makes me think of ice and a hole, and a seriously frozen ass, hehe. Memories...

lol....Iceholes?!?!?

don't tell me that you never went ice fishing - that's when u get the widdle smelties

I bet she wore high heels when she was fishin, i bet ya even more i would have Liked to watch

Nope, Michelle~Girl, never used an ice-hole for smelt, just perch and pike...have I missed something?!?!?
LOL @ Stevie~pooh!!
Heels, NO, 5" blades, YES!!!

Id like to see ya even more in 5 inch blades

Yap, ya missed out. My dad and both my grandfathers used to go over to Gull Lake for that because there were just specks, blue gill, bass and perch in Thornapple. You take a line with several hooks, rig it to a bicycle wheel, attach a bobber, and send it down about 100 feet. I was on blades myself because I was a tad bit accident prone and would have ended up with all the hooks in me.