Dear Mr. Perry

by **WIX** » Fri May 15, 2009 2:40 am

Dear Mr. Perry,

I am the last Mohican, the last train to nowhere and your last loyal fan that has treaded water in my bathtub and local swimming pools waiting for your call. I once tripped and fell forward in a urinal but that had nothing to do with you.
Anyway, I have done nothing but defend your legacy and honor and have been nothing but a loyal fan and friend. The downside to this is I have never had the opportunity to spend quality time with you hanging like buds. You know, doing buddy things like a movie or lunch at Chilis. For 25 years I have tried to imagine a chance meeting and now I understand it has caused me Delusional Transmissions to the brain.
I have images in my head of when we went and saw that movie. That one time we went to that concert and we went the wrong day and your beetle stalled half way there and we had to walk to a gas station.
I am afraid my therapist tells me the only way to reverse the damage is to actually have a buddy day and hang out. He says this is my only chance of having a normal life and for me to quit singing "shoulda been gone" everyday at noon on the nose for the past 25 years. Those funerals were sure embarrasing when it happened.
p.s my therapist says. if your not careful your gonna loose me. teAR.........

Sincerely
your biggest Fan

by **brywool** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:22 am

hahahahaha.

by **WIX** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:30 am

brywool wrote:hahahahaha.

update.

waiting for my phone to ring, but realized he does not have my number :cry:

867 5309

by **Rhiannon** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:32 am

Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

by **WIX** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:33 am

One more update folks.

If anyone is capable of pulling oFf a buddy date with Mr. Perry it would be me.

If he chooses not to take me up on my offer I am afraid your all SOL!

by **WIX** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

IF YOU WERE HERE, I would throw you around like a rag doll for that comment!!! and you would like it!

by **Rhiannon** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:06 am

WIX wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

IF YOU WERE HERE, I would throw you around like a rag doll for that comment!!! and you would like it!

by **YoungJRNY** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:07 am

Dave Perry is reborn.

by **WIX** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:09 am

YoungJRNY wrote:Dave Perry is reborn.

Dave Perry is freakin NUTS!! :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:29 am

WIX off the ol meds again, huh? Just put the aluminum foil hat back on your head, and wait for the messages to quiet down. Duck down the alley, and tell the invisible hobo to open the door to the white rabbit's hole. Alice has another little pill for you to take. :wink:

by **Melissa** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:35 am

Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas? :shock:

by **SusieP** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:45 pm

WIXY I think you should have a buddy outing with stevew2 and MochaBusPassLady.
Someone should video it and post it up on here.

Now that should be interesting.

by **Saint John** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:46 am

Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. :lol:

And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

by **Peartree12249** » Sat May 16, 2009 11:49 am

Dear Mr Perry,

I'm your number one fan... I do and do and do for you and this is the THANKS I get!!!!

I love you,

WIX

by **Melissa** » Sat May 16, 2009 10:51 pm

Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

Yeah he was! :lol:

It's fun to remember that, and I also remember him telling us how he has an exact replica of the yellow and black shirt, and that each black spot has a special place and meaning behind every single one :shock:

by **Saint John** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:28 am

Melissa wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

Yeah he was! It's fun to remember that, and I also remember him telling us how he has an exact replica of the yellow and black shirt, and that each black spot has a special place and meaning behind every single one

lol...yeah, that dude certainly didn't have both oars in the water! Then again, after our shenangans, he probably thinks the same about us! :lol:

by **DrFU** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:42 am

Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

Yeah he was! It's fun to remember that, and I also remember him telling us how he has an exact replica of the yellow and black shirt, and that each black spot has a special place and meaning behind every single one

lol...yeah, that dude certainly didn't have both oars in the water! Then again, after our shenangans, he probably thinks the same about us!

No doubt ... and he has a bunch of us on videotape, too ... he was making his own little Heart Bar documentary ... I was drunk on my ass and told him my name was Valerie ... :oops:

by **Melissa** » Mon May 18, 2009 12:05 pm

DrFU wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

Yeah he was! It's fun to remember that, and I also remember him telling us how he has an exact replica of the yellow and black shirt, and that each black spot has a special place and meaning behind every single one

lol...yeah, that dude certainly didn't have both oars in the water! Then again, after our shenangans, he probably thinks the same about us!

No doubt ... and he has a bunch of us on videotape, too ... he was making his own little Heart Bar documentary ... I was drunk on my ass and told him my name was Valerie ...

I was too, and in full giggle mode, and I remember listening intently while he explained the shirt thing and saying something like "Really? Wow, I did not know that, that is so awesome!" :lol:

by **Melissa** » Mon May 18, 2009 12:06 pm

Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Is this a letter for Dave Perry?

I wonder if he's still hanging around the Heart Bar in Vegas?

I still remember the look on his face when I motioned him over to me and he leaned down to hear what I had to say and I screamed "Sing some fucking Journey!!!" in his ear. I'll be a son of a gun if he didn't immediately break into a song. And for all the shit we give him, in all honesty, he was pretty good!

Yeah he was! It's fun to remember that, and I also remember him telling us how he has an exact replica of the yellow and black shirt, and that each black spot has a special place and meaning behind every single one

lol...yeah, that dude certainly didn't have both oars in the water! Then again, after our shenangans, he probably thinks the same about us!

Oh I'm sure he does! :lol:

MR

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