OT - C'mon, because this happens "only in America"

[Rockindeano]

I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? OH, I swear to God this is a true story,

That story is just plain GROSS on so many levels. First, the guy had sex with an animal which is just plain sickening right there but not only that ---- the animal was dead, which is beyond sickening. Then you have to factor in the part where he's the one who caused it to be dead, which right there should have conjured up remorse not arousal. ICK, ICK & TRIPLE ICK !!! I would never have sex with an animal, so that right there is beyond my scope of visualization. Still, I also can't imagine hitting a woman with a car, then discovering that she's dead & then thinking to myself, "Damn, she looks hot. I gotta get me some of that." Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Brain bleach, brain bleach ------- let me borrow the brain bleach now!!!!!

Dude, I would rather have sex with a female elk than a live dude. No offense, just sayin.'

You need to understand, you come from a weird fuckin place. In fact you are fuckin weird. You penetrate man holes. Like i have said before, i am all for homo rights, but fuck me to Hell sideways, that's more gross dude, than fuckin a female animal.

[Arianddu]

I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.

Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.

No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended.

To each his own, bro.

Agreed, sir.

Good, now you two kiss and make up....and take pics of it and post them in the adults only section.

Wrong board, Nat.

[Angel]

I find this less repulsive than homosexuality.

Good, then go fuck an elk you sick prick.

No thanks, dude. I stick to pussy. The way nature intended.

To each his own, bro.

Agreed, sir.

Good, now you two kiss and make up....and take pics of it and post them in the adults only section.

Wrong board, Nat.

oops.....I should have said the "adults only thread"....you know, yulogs infamous thread.

[G.I.Jim]

I prosecuted a man for Public Indecency once for having sex with an Elk he had hit with his car. The guy apparently hit the Elk
while driving at night, then decided to have sex with it when he found it was a female elk on the side of the road. To his surprise,
an Oregon State Trooper came along, pulled up behind the man's car and walked up to the car and didn't find a driver. Trooper got
out his flashlight and started looking for the driver. He found this scene on the side of the road of a large hairy animal with human legs
sticking out. The Trooper was trying to make sense out of what he was looking at, and when he discovered it was a man having sex
with a dead elk he just couldn't believe his eyes. The guy having sex with the elk was so engrossed in his pleasure that he didn't notice
there was a State Trooper standing there with his flashlight on him. Anyway, it was probably the funniest case I ever prosecuted. The guy chose not
to go to trial on it, and pled guilty to the charge. Geez, I wonder why? OH, I swear to God this is a true story,

That story is just plain GROSS on so many levels. First, the guy had sex with an animal which is just plain sickening right there but not only that ---- the animal was dead, which is beyond sickening. Then you have to factor in the part where he's the one who caused it to be dead, which right there should have conjured up remorse not arousal. ICK, ICK & TRIPLE ICK !!! I would never have sex with an animal, so that right there is beyond my scope of visualization. Still, I also can't imagine hitting a woman with a car, then discovering that she's dead & then thinking to myself, "Damn, she looks hot. I gotta get me some of that." Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. Brain bleach, brain bleach ------- let me borrow the brain bleach now!!!!!

Dude, I would rather have sex with a female elk than a live dude. No offense, just sayin.'

You need to understand, you come from a weird fuckin place. In fact you are fuckin weird. You penetrate man holes. Like i have said before, i am all for homo rights, but fuck me to Hell sideways, that's more gross dude, than fuckin a female animal.

You're for "homo " rights just like Al gore is for "saving the environment". Give me a break Deano. While I may not personally agree with the lifestyle, it's not MY lifestyle. He's still a person, and whatever guy he finds that he likes, has the same "feeling". So be it! It's not EVEN comparable to killing an animal, then fucking it! You're sick, and you need help.