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Postby Ehwmatt » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:57 pm

Anyone seen this shit?

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Fuckin hilarious! Make sure you scroll down and read the one about the woman looking for a driver for her daughter LOL
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Postby Starrider » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:20 am

Funny sh*t, Matt. Thanks for posting.

In case anyone was wondering, probably not safe for work.
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Postby Arkansas » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:36 am

What a nice Sunday morning chuckle.
The Final Countdown @ 4am had me in tears... :P


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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:59 am

I love it!

The old school version of this are the ""Letters From a Nut" books by Ted Nancy. Hilarious!
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Postby brandonx76 » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 am

Would be a great SNL type skit
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Postby Tito » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:00 am

Looking at the title of the thread, I thought John from Boston sent you an email. :lol:
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Postby YoungJRNY » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:25 am

I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever. Best one, so far, is where the guy is going to a landscaper convention in Chicago and is arguing with the dude about storing his fridge, tv, truck, and weedwhacker in his civic! Priceless.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:30 am

YoungJRNY wrote:I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever.


Anyone laughing at these emails (and they ARE pretty funny) will love these books:

http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L ... 02&sr=8-1#

Click "look inside" and you can read the first couple. This guy wrote to big companies (Nordstrom & Ritz Carlton are the two readable examples above) with really insane dilemmas, like needing to travel by bus in his chicken costume and stuff.... and put together this book (and the sequels) of letters and the replies he received. FUNNY shit.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:47 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:I'm currently reading this and finding this to be highly hysterical and quite entertaining! How gullible people are, my gawd! They are just ASKING to get themselves in trouble with people out there with screws that are loose. No conscience whatsoever.


Anyone laughing at these emails (and they ARE pretty funny) will love these books:

http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L ... 02&sr=8-1#

Click "look inside" and you can read the first couple. This guy wrote to big companies (Nordstrom & Ritz Carlton are the two readable examples above) with really insane dilemmas, like needing to travel by bus in his chicken costume and stuff.... and put together this book (and the sequels) of letters and the replies he received. FUNNY shit.


Sweet! From reading all these, and the extra articles on the next page, I am addicted. I love when people get f*cked with like this. Totally deserving! Well.. not all I suppose. :twisted: GREAT FIND, Ehwmatt! :lol:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:49 am

I love the Iraqi vet offering security escort for the daughter's soccer practice

The one about carrying the full-sized fridge up 65 stories is pretty amusing too

And plenty of others... LOL
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