Journey Moments That Make Us Go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[StElmoQn]

This is too funny...[url]http://www.rockerlegends.com/galleries/main.php?g2_itemId=16[url][/url]

[G.I.Jim]

This is too funny...[url]http://www.rockerlegends.com/galleries/main.php?g2_itemId=16[url][/url]

That is funny... you can almost see his sock sticking out!

[StElmoQn]

Here's another funny "tweet" from Jon Cain's daughter Madison after they attended this year's Grammies:

EW! TV Guide thought I was my dad's wife. That's creepy and weird. http://www.tvguide.com/photogallery/grammys-2011-red-1029239/1029289

Don't their bodies look disproportionate....he must have really short legs or she is overly tall!

[Don]

Here's another funny "tweet" from Jon Cain's daughter Madison after they attended this year's Grammies:

EW! TV Guide thought I was my dad's wife. That's creepy and weird. http://www.tvguide.com/photogallery/grammys-2011-red-1029239/1029289

Don't their bodies look disproportionate....he must have really short legs or she is overly tall!

It looks like she is standing on an invisible step.
Cain seems to be suffering from Cranium Giganticus in this photo. Maybe he caught it from Arnel?

[Michigan Girl]

Here's another funny "tweet" from Jon Cain's daughter Madison after they attended this year's Grammies:

EW! TV Guide thought I was my dad's wife. That's creepy and weird. http://www.tvguide.com/photogallery/grammys-2011-red-1029239/1029289

Don't their bodies look disproportionate....he must have really short legs or she is overly tall!

Cain seems to be suffering from Cranium Giganticus in this photo. Maybe he caught it from Arnel?

He's too thin which is the reason for the lollypop/bobblehead look ...must eat Jon!!
TV guide mistook Cain for Aynsley ...I see it!!

[Don]

Here's another funny "tweet" from Jon Cain's daughter Madison after they attended this year's Grammies:

EW! TV Guide thought I was my dad's wife. That's creepy and weird. http://www.tvguide.com/photogallery/grammys-2011-red-1029239/1029289

Don't their bodies look disproportionate....he must have really short legs or she is overly tall!

Cain seems to be suffering from Cranium Giganticus in this photo. Maybe he caught it from Arnel?

He's too thin which is the reason for the lollypop/bobblehead look ...must eat Jon!!
TV guide mistook Cain for Aynsley ...I see it!!

That is probably it, his younger photos don't seem to convey the size disproportion seen here.

[Melissa]

She's standing a bit back further than he is, plus that cinch on the dress is higher than waistline, so it does make his legs look short with a low waist because of that, lol.

[StElmoQn]

Here he is with both of his daughters...still disproprortionate but I think the thin thing is true.

[Don]

Here he is with both of his daughters...still disproprortionate but I think the thin thing is true.

Could two siblings dress more differently? Or are they half sisters?

[Melissa]

Here's another funny "tweet" from Jon Cain's daughter Madison after they attended this year's Grammies:

EW! TV Guide thought I was my dad's wife. That's creepy and weird. http://www.tvguide.com/photogallery/grammys-2011-red-1029239/1029289

Don't their bodies look disproportionate....he must have really short legs or she is overly tall!

Cain seems to be suffering from Cranium Giganticus in this photo. Maybe he caught it from Arnel?

He's too thin which is the reason for the lollypop/bobblehead look ...must eat Jon!!
TV guide mistook Cain for Aynsley ...I see it!!

I think his pants are being worn below waistline too, so it makes the disproportions look more obvious, lol.

[StevePerryHair]

Here he is with both of his daughters...still disproprortionate but I think the thin thing is true.

Could two siblings dress more differently? Or are they half sisters?

I'm not sure, but my 2 daughters, 11 and 14 dress COMPLETELY differently, and always have! Hand me downs are tough! Girls are all so different! We're crazy like that!!

[StElmoQn]

Could two siblings dress more differently? Or are they half sisters?

The older daughter (Madison) in the long green dress is trying to break into country music and he is unabashedly pushing her at every turn to get her PR. The younger sister in the short dress is one of his twin kids (the other twin is fratenal - a boy).

Guess Dad left Mom and son at home to promote Madison at the Grammys!

[Michigan Girl]

I agree Melly, there are many things adding to the craziness of that photo!!

But the one w/both of his girls ^^^^his head is so large it looks photoshopped ...
All these years I thought the funny photos of him were of his head on someone elses body ...but NO!!

[Saint John]

"Journey's Jonathan Cain and wife Madison"

How fucking dare them print that?!?! How incredibly irresponsible and erroneous. It should say, "Jonathan Cain of Journey ... but the Journey without Steve Perry because he doesn't want to sing but still sounds as just good as any time in the mid 80's, and wife Madison."

[Rick]

"Journey's Jonathan Cain and wife Madison"

How fucking dare them print that?!?! How incredibly irresponsible and erroneous. It should say, "Jonathan Cain of Journey ... but the Journey without Steve Perry because he doesn't want to sing but still sounds as just good as any time in the mid 80's, and wife Madison."

[Don]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

[Saint John]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

[StevePerryHair]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

Dan, that is SO unlike you!!

[Saint John]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

Dan, that is SO unlike you!!

I told Fu Fu last week that I keep doing it at work, too. Actually sent out so many e-mails with words MISSING that I have now begun to proofread them first. Typos galore.

[Don]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

So you think International sales will equal domestic sales? That's a tall order.
You know why the RIAA has the highest threshold for Platinum certification, right? Because we purchase almost twice as much music as any other country.

USA - 35%
JAPAN - 20%
UK - 10%
Germany/France - 6.5%

Everyone else - 3% or less

[Saint John]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

So you think International sales will equal domestic sales? That's a tall order.
You know why the RIAA has the highest threshold for Platinum certification, right? Because we purchase almost twice as much music as any other country.

USA - 35%
JAPAN - 20%
UK - 10%
Germany/France - 6.5%

Everyone else - 3% or less

This thing is gonna sell like crazy all over the world. They're tapping into every market worldwide for the first time.

[Don]

Where the hell is Tito 'The Bandito'? That Mexican Tinkerbell should have been all over this.

He said he'll be hear to gloat when the new album sells like fucking gang busters. 500,000 minimum. Well over 1,000,000 worldwide. But thsoe are my predictions.

So you think International sales will equal domestic sales? That's a tall order.
You know why the RIAA has the highest threshold for Platinum certification, right? Because we purchase almost twice as much music as any other country.

USA - 35%
JAPAN - 20%
UK - 10%
Germany/France - 6.5%

Everyone else - 3% or less

This thing is gonna sell like crazy all over the world. They're tapping into every market worldwide for the first time.

This will be something we can actually monitor here at MR because for it to have a chance at those numbers, it's going to need to dominate the Jap/UK charts for at least two or three months. Those charts are easily accessible so we'll be able to get a status update on how well things are going as time goes by.