Tantra, soccer lover's delight

[Don]

Liverpool fans start their chant:

"We've got a big pole in our goal
We've got a great big pole in our goal
We've got a big pole in our goal
We've got a big pole in our goal "

Across the pitch comes the response from the rivals:

"Tantra, my eyes can see
where we all belong
Tantra, watch over me
like a bird on a wing"


Admit it, how many of you Tantra lovers have already raided you medicine cabinet and jettisoned all of you deodorants?
All the good songs available on this album and you gravitate to this?
This isn't rock, it's Fred Mercury getting nailed in the tail after too many ales..WAKE UP! SHAKE YOUSELVES!
Please people, much stronger rockers are included on this record, for god's sake hit next!

[lordreo]

Sometimes I'm really glad my english is not that good

I didn't understand what you are trying to say, was this supposed to be a post against Tantra or Liverpool fans?

[Rockindeano]

Sometimes I'm really glad my english is not that good

I didn't understand what you are trying to say, was this supposed to be a post against Tantra or Liverpool fans?

You dumb smelly Euro sonofabitch. Can't you read between the lines of the great prophet Sir Don-alot? Dude speaks in tongues. He is trying to say(I think), the lyrics are fucking embarrassing and they would fit perfectly into that shit vomit cumcorned stain sport you smelly bastard unshowered fucks call "soccer." Anyone, and I mean anyone, with half a brain, hates that stupid shit. Isn't it ironic, that the only ones who like soccer, are filthy flea ridden, chain smoking euros, rocking shades, shorts and brown socks, and also those dirt poor sonofabitchin South Americans? At least they have an excuse...they can't afford basketball hoops, American football(real football) goal posts, ice rinks or baseball diamonds. All they need is a cow pie infested sheet of grass and weeds, a few trees perilously close to each other for a goal, and of course, a coconut for a ball. Notice I said there is no net needed? There ain't no scoring, so why the fuck pay for a net? Hell, why are they even manufactured? I don't know who I am more pissed at right at this moment; Smelly Euros or Poor Third Worlders?

PS- Fuck You!

PPS- and no, I don't desire to travel to Switzerland to see the fuckin Matterhorn. I got my own here in Anaheim, and I don't have to put up with constant unbreathable body odor on a Swiss train or bus. Besides, my Matterhorn has a pretty cool rollercoaster that barrels through it. Can you top that Euro?

[Don]

I'll put this in simpler terms than Deano.
The song reminds me more of a soccer anthem that a heavy rock song. The chorus/ lyrics/ hook, really everything about the song would be totally in line with what soccer fans generally brey out in the stands when the ale hits them.

[Rockindeano]

I'll put this in simpler terms than Deano.
The song reminds me more of a soccer anthem that a heavy rock song. The chorus/ lyrics/ hook, really everything about the song would be totally in line with what soccer fans generally brey out in the stands when the ale hits them.

Oh, (embarrassed)...I guess I misread your posts.

[Don]

I'll put this in simpler terms than Deano.
The song reminds me more of a soccer anthem that a heavy rock song. The chorus/ lyrics/ hook, really everything about the song would be totally in line with what soccer fans generally brey out in the stands when the ale hits them.

Oh, (embarrassed)...I guess I misread your posts.

Not really, I was speaking in tongues, it has a different meaning depending on who is reading it.

I'll be waiting for Sir Dan A Lot's interpretation with the utmost anticipation.

[lordreo]

Sometimes I'm really glad my english is not that good

I didn't understand what you are trying to say, was this supposed to be a post against Tantra or Liverpool fans?

You dumb smelly Euro sonofabitch. Can't you read between the lines of the great prophet Sir Don-alot? Dude speaks in tongues. He is trying to say(I think), the lyrics are fucking embarrassing and they would fit perfectly into that shit vomit cumcorned stain sport you smelly bastard unshowered fucks call "soccer." Anyone, and I mean anyone, with half a brain, hates that stupid shit. Isn't it ironic, that the only ones who like soccer, are filthy flea ridden, chain smoking euros, rocking shades, shorts and brown socks, and also those dirt poor sonofabitchin South Americans? At least they have an excuse...they can't afford basketball hoops, American football(real football) goal posts, ice rinks or baseball diamonds. All they need is a cow pie infested sheet of grass and weeds, a few trees perilously close to each other for a goal, and of course, a coconut for a ball. Notice I said there is no net needed? There ain't no scoring, so why the fuck pay for a net? Hell, why are they even manufactured? I don't know who I am more pissed at right at this moment; Smelly Euros or Poor Third Worlders?

PS- Fuck You!

PPS- and no, I don't desire to travel to Switzerland to see the fuckin Matterhorn. I got my own here in Anaheim, and I don't have to put up with constant unbreathable body odor on a Swiss train or bus. Besides, my Matterhorn has a pretty cool rollercoaster that barrels through it. Can you top that Euro?

Seriously? Well, I guess not everybody on here can just help a fellow melodic rock fan. You propably wouldn't be able to do that anyway. I guess you had to look up Switzerland, just to make sure it's in Europe

Thank you Don for explaining. And I guess in some way you are right

[Don]

Let no one get the idea that I'm propping this song. I'm not. I don't have it in my top six songs for this album, and after repeated listens, can't see it replacing any of the ones I like.

[parfait]

Sometimes I'm really glad my english is not that good

I didn't understand what you are trying to say, was this supposed to be a post against Tantra or Liverpool fans?

You dumb smelly Euro sonofabitch. Can't you read between the lines of the great prophet Sir Don-alot? Dude speaks in tongues. He is trying to say(I think), the lyrics are fucking embarrassing and they would fit perfectly into that shit vomit cumcorned stain sport you smelly bastard unshowered fucks call "soccer." Anyone, and I mean anyone, with half a brain, hates that stupid shit. Isn't it ironic, that the only ones who like soccer, are filthy flea ridden, chain smoking euros, rocking shades, shorts and brown socks, and also those dirt poor sonofabitchin South Americans? At least they have an excuse...they can't afford basketball hoops, American football(real football) goal posts, ice rinks or baseball diamonds. All they need is a cow pie infested sheet of grass and weeds, a few trees perilously close to each other for a goal, and of course, a coconut for a ball. Notice I said there is no net needed? There ain't no scoring, so why the fuck pay for a net? Hell, why are they even manufactured? I don't know who I am more pissed at right at this moment; Smelly Euros or Poor Third Worlders?

PS- Fuck You!

PPS- and no, I don't desire to travel to Switzerland to see the fuckin Matterhorn. I got my own here in Anaheim, and I don't have to put up with constant unbreathable body odor on a Swiss train or bus. Besides, my Matterhorn has a pretty cool rollercoaster that barrels through it. Can you top that Euro?

Seriously? Well, I guess not everybody on here can just help a fellow melodic rock fan. You propably wouldn't be able to do that anyway. I guess you had to look up Switzerland, just to make sure it's in Europe

Thank you Don for explaining. And I guess in some way you are right

Don't take the burger munching skidmark seriously, lordreo. He simply doesn't know what he's talking about. Soccer is the worlds most beautiful sport. That's hard to understand though, when you've been raised on transfats and matches with 120 points/goals.

The only culture he gets is from the Mexican doctor that drops by every week to treat his bed sores.

[lordreo]

Don't take the burger munching skidmark seriously, lordreo. He simply doesn't know what he's talking about. Soccer is the worlds most beautiful sport. That's hard to understand though, when you've been raised on transfats and matches with 120 points/goals.

The only culture he gets is from the Mexican doctor that drops by every week to treat his bed sores.

The funny thing is, nobody here would ever call this sport soccer. It's called "Fussball" which basically translates as "football"
Also, ice hockey is pretty much as popular as soccer, so we have both.

So far I've only seen "Rockindeano" complaining about everything. I don't think he can be taken seriously unless he stops his ranting...

[parfait]

Don't take the burger munching skidmark seriously, lordreo. He simply doesn't know what he's talking about. Soccer is the worlds most beautiful sport. That's hard to understand though, when you've been raised on transfats and matches with 120 points/goals.

The only culture he gets is from the Mexican doctor that drops by every week to treat his bed sores.

The funny thing is, nobody here would ever call this sport soccer. It's called "Fussball" which basically translates as "football"
Also, ice hockey is pretty much as popular as soccer, so we have both.

So far I've only seen "Rockindeano" complaining about everything. I don't think he can be taken seriously unless he stops his ranting...

Dude, ice hockey is no way near as popular or kewl as soccer. No way. Not gonna happen.

Deano just hated Europeans for some reason.

[lordreo]

Dude, ice hockey is no way near as popular or kewl as soccer. No way. Not gonna happen.

Actually, in the town where I live, ice hockey is even more popular than soccer. That's mostly because this town doesn't have a successful soccer team but we do have a fairly successful ice hockey team.

[Majestic]

I've never been to or watched more than a couple minutes (too long) of football/soccer in my life! Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Don?