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Postby WIX » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:07 pm

Well I have felt like ass for about a year now. I needed a shot in the arm to make my miserable life take a turn. I had resorted to buying stuff on ebay and watching lots oF DVD'S. I HAD ALSO resorted to taking herbal remedies and I quit eating fast food.

I watched "The Warriors" five times in a row on a particular week.

None of that shit works. Period!

So it dawned on me. When life is bad take a trip to Salt Lake City. Capital of Boob Jobs and Jello and Ice Cream Intake. I freaking know I lived in that nice, yet messed up, jacked up state of a mind state with the most absurd liquor laws anywhere.

Better yet a handful of dear friends from the old Backtalk Days went also. I will not embarass them with stories I could make up!

Better even yet I got lucky online and got front row tickets, well pretty close as they threw in some pit seats in front of me.

This show started about 4 minutes early. Bonus!

If your wondering whether to go or not? This is a fricken wicked combo of bands. It went on and off like putting butt creme on and wiping it off hours later....Smooth!

Some dumb ass ladies from Colorado thought the lead singer for Foreigner was original and thought they were right. Go back to Colorado and listen to John Denver! This was in the mall the next day!

He is good though, a cross between mick and tyler. My daughter said he was wearing a woman's brand of jeans. I told her he was skinny enough and probably was the only he could find that fit. She was still disturbed! I found it sexy in a weird way! Hmmmm

Night Ranger has great songs, Foreigner has great songs and we all know about Journey. No bullshit in the crowd about singers or front men. Just people having a great time.

I looked for some action going on but this was a tame concert. The couple near us started doing dirty dancing right outta the gate. I knew they started too early. By Foreigner I think he already had spent $$ his Load!!! He had white cargo pants on, no evidence. She seemed dissapointed. They were drunk in a state that Shuns Drinking! Just for that reason i have barely touched a drop in months SO I DRANK OUT OF SPITE and vigor. I felt liberated then felt tipsy.

I know I was tipsy as I started to dance with more movement. Cool dudes like me don't dance it ain't cool. But I didn't care!

Thanks to all my pals who helped bring joy to me like a lemon in diet coke.

Thanks Deen my Brutha Mr. Drummer for being so kind to my daughter and making it a memorable trip to Dirt Lake City. So nice to stumble upon you it has been too long.

Arnie, thanks for singing right in my daughters face, she touched your hand, she got a picture standing right next to you at meet and greet. She got a couple of guitar pics (thanks again you girls) This means she has the coolest parents on earth. You dudes made that happen! Rock On!!


Shoot, it all sounded great to me. If something was off I was too busy having a great time with family and friends to care! What a great shot in the ass this was!

See all you psycho homo's and weirdo's in Vegas!!!!

Go to the show!

Wait...1 complaint. Hey you idiots in Utah at Rio Tinto. Do you really think people like to walk clear to hell and back just too pee? That big grass area on floor level. Put some potty and Poopy chairs down on the field! Good Grief Beer runs through bodies like a comb through hair!

Have a Nice Concert A Season and don't do drugs!
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Postby ebake02 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:14 pm

WIX wrote: I had resorted to buying stuff on ebay and watching lots oF DVD'S. I HAD ALSO resorted to taking herbal remedies and I quit eating fast food.



So in other words, you watched truckloads of porn, smoked a lot of weed and quit eating fast food because it couldn't get rid of the munchies that followed. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:22 pm

ebake02 wrote:
WIX wrote: I had resorted to buying stuff on ebay and watching lots oF DVD'S. I HAD ALSO resorted to taking herbal remedies and I quit eating fast food.



So in other words, you watched truckloads of porn, smoked a lot of weed and quit eating fast food because it couldn't get rid of the munchies that followed. :lol: :lol: :lol:


This really sounds like you know WIX! 8) :wink: :D
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Postby WIX » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:31 pm

naw actually joined a male nun group, watched church films and was eating bread and water.
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Postby Saint John » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:34 pm

You're actually more fucked up than I remember. :lol: Great review, man. Maui Tom does a show out West and your crazy ass goes, I'm in. :)
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Postby Maui Tom » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:23 pm

I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:24 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)


I thought they already did Vegas, which I missed. This could be interesting.
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Postby Maui Tom » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:25 pm

steveo777 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)


I thought they already did Vegas, which I missed. This could be interesting.


People I trust (like Wix) said Vegas mid October.....
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Postby RocknRoll » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:03 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)


I thought they already did Vegas, which I missed. This could be interesting.


People I trust (like Wix) said Vegas mid October.....


Interesting...so probably between the 15th & 19th. I sure hope they get a date out there soon. I know I wouldn't miss it!!! There's nothing like a Journey concert in Vegas!

BTW...Loved the Wix review.
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:29 pm

RocknRoll wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)


I thought they already did Vegas, which I missed. This could be interesting.


People I trust (like Wix) said Vegas mid October.....


Interesting...so probably between the 15th & 19th. I sure hope they get a date out there soon. I know I wouldn't miss it!!! There's nothing like a Journey concert in Vegas!

BTW...Loved the Wix review.


I've been meaning to ask, are you that sexy blond chick that was dancing and groping all of us in third row in Houston 1981? I think you had a choker on
and were very stoned. Were you that chick? :wink:
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Postby WIX » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:25 am

Saint John wrote:You're actually more fucked up than I remember. :lol: Great review, man. Maui Tom does a show out West and your crazy ass goes, I'm in. :)



Coming from you Dan, that is a compliment! Yes here is the deal.

I bought a concert Tee. On back it shows Vegas towards end. I am thinking in between some california dates. Second week perhaps. Not known when yet.


When does Vegas happen twice in a year? NONE! It is a sign from Abel and Cain to descend upon Vegas like a fiery wraith of balls of flaming kaka and make the town live to its full potential.

There will be panick in the streets and people wearing diapers running after hookers throwing dimes!

Tom knows what I mean, they do this in Hawaii in the red light district!
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Postby WIX » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:44 am

steveo777 wrote:
RocknRoll wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I understood every word Wix...see your sorry dancing ass in Vegas.....:)


I thought they already did Vegas, which I missed. This could be interesting.


People I trust (like Wix) said Vegas mid October.....


Interesting...so probably between the 15th & 19th. I sure hope they get a date out there soon. I know I wouldn't miss it!!! There's nothing like a Journey concert in Vegas!

BTW...Loved the Wix review.


I've been meaning to ask, are you that sexy blond chick that was dancing and groping all of us in third row in Houston 1981? I think you had a choker on
and were very stoned. Were you that chick? :wink:




I have no clue who you are asking this question too.

BUT I was 15 in 81 but Tom was a blonde and he may have! Dan possibly could have dyed his hair?
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Postby Maui Tom » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:06 pm

Going by the shirt and a poster I saw....Sat 10/8 or Sunday 10/9 seems to be the date....
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Postby WIX » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:39 am

Somewhere in the World a Woman Urinates in her skirt while eating at Denny's reading this great news of the tour.
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Postby Maui Tom » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:41 am

WIX wrote:Somewhere in the World a Woman Urinates in her skirt while eating at Denny's reading this great news of the tour.


as Dave Perry serenades her....
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Postby WIX » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:39 am

Dave Perry is rumored to be the next Lead Singer of Queen!
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