Journey Fan Impersonates Neal Schon & Gets Arrested

by **WIX** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:06 pm

Jimmy "The Bible" Stewart Jr. The III, a Die Hard Journey Fan with Mental Problems. Impersonated Neal Schon of the Rock Band Journey to get back stage to hang with Justin Bieber at a Concert in Fannersberg Canada.

Jimmy had ordered a Halloween Fro and Sunglasses on Ebay. And somehow convinced Justin's Handlers and management he was a Fan of Justin and had some kind words for him. He showed them a Large Journey Tattoo he had above his buttox that had the initials N.S. at the bottom. This seemed enough proof for them.

It wasn't until about an hour later Justin Bieber became alerted there may be a problem. When the Neal Schon Impersonator signed a towel for Bieber as Neil Shan from the ban Jurny.

When management decided they had a problem they asked Mr. Schon to please play some guitar so Justin could sing Open Arms as they are considering a remake for Justin's next CD.

The impersonator looked puzzled at the request and said it was his day off. When they told him to please play. He held the lower part of the guitar between his feet and started picking the strings singing the theme from the Dukes of Hazzard.

Jimmy was arrested and returned to Sunny Pines Mental Institution in Bumrock Idaho for further evaluation. It is reported a year ago he had gotten backstage at a Carrie Underwood concert posing as Olivia Newton John.

Bieber said that topped em all!

by **scarab** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:26 pm

I know many have had it, lucky so far I am immune to Beiber FEVER!

Website · by **steveo777** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:29 pm

scarab wrote:I know many have had it, lucky so far I am immune to Beiber FEVER!

Zero risk for me. I'm old enough to remember the Donny Osmond craze. Never got that either. :lol:

by **Infinity Vocalist 2010** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:15 am

I'd lose all faith in humanity if the Bieb attempted a Journey song.

by **WIX** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:32 pm

It is a reported Contemporary Duet with Miley Cyrus!

by **Infinity Vocalist 2010** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:05 pm

WIX wrote:It is a reported Contemporary Duet with Miley Cyrus!

My reaction to this is simple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsNS8jYTVAQ

by **JRNYMAN** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:39 am

steveo777 wrote:
scarab wrote:I know many have had it, lucky so far I am immune to Beiber FEVER!

Zero risk for me. I'm old enough to remember the Donny Osmond craze. Never got that either.

You've probably still got your purple socks dontcha Steveo?!

by **Saint John** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:27 am

WIX wrote:When they told him to please play. He held the lower part of the guitar between his feet and started picking the strings singing the theme from the Dukes of Hazzard.

This part is just ... classic shit! :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:41 am

Saint John wrote:
WIX wrote:When they told him to please play. He held the lower part of the guitar between his feet and started picking the strings singing the theme from the Dukes of Hazzard.

This part is just ... classic shit!

I bet Neal would find this hysterical! I do! Crazy folks out there. Neal get a good body guard! :shock:

by **Peartree12249** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:25 am

Great post WIX you made by day! :lol:

by **scarygirl** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:13 pm

WIX wrote:Jimmy "The Bible" Stewart Jr. The III, a Die Hard Journey Fan with Mental Problems. Impersonated Neal Schon of the Rock Band Journey to get back stage to hang with Justin Bieber at a Concert in Fannersberg Canada.

Jimmy had ordered a Halloween Fro and Sunglasses on Ebay. And somehow convinced Justin's Handlers and management he was a Fan of Justin and had some kind words for him. He showed them a Large Journey Tattoo he had above his buttox that had the initials N.S. at the bottom. This seemed enough proof for them.

It wasn't until about an hour later Justin Bieber became alerted there may be a problem. When the Neal Schon Impersonator signed a towel for Bieber as Neil Shan from the ban Jurny.

When management decided they had a problem they asked Mr. Schon to please play some guitar so Justin could sing Open Arms as they are considering a remake for Justin's next CD.

The impersonator looked puzzled at the request and said it was his day off. When they told him to please play. He held the lower part of the guitar between his feet and started picking the strings singing the theme from the Dukes of Hazzard.

Jimmy was arrested and returned to Sunny Pines Mental Institution in Bumrock Idaho for further evaluation. It is reported a year ago he had gotten backstage at a Carrie Underwood concert posing as Olivia Newton John.

Bieber said that topped em all!

Come on now. You're making this up! :lol:

by **JRNYMAN** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:28 pm

*sigh...* Wix, Wix, Wix....
Wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall of Wix's brain for a day just to see what goes on in there and how his thought process works? :shock:

Good stuff as always! It's been a long time since I read one of your masterpieces!

by **artist4perry** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:43 pm

JRNYMAN wrote:*sigh...* Wix, Wix, Wix....
Wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall of Wix's brain for a day just to see what goes on in there and how his thought process works? Good stuff as always! It's been a long time since I read one of your masterpieces!

No I think it is quite crowded in there. Wix you made this up? You turd. :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:48 pm

Jimmy Stewart? You could not come up with a better name than that? Argh. Note to self beat up Wix. Cement shoes are not good enough. Get creative. :twisted: